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Anyone want to lend me £4m for this house?

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Bearsinmotion · 30/05/2021 20:57

I’d probably get rid of the pirate, but otherwise it’s just glorious!

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GingerFreaker · 30/05/2021 21:01

I like the garden....

ItsAHardKn0ckLife1 · 30/05/2021 21:02

Wow!! Thanks OP

hilarymantlepiece · 30/05/2021 21:02

Not my taste, sorry.

Keepitonthedownlow · 30/05/2021 21:03

Interesting property

purpleleotard · 30/05/2021 21:04

ghastly

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Bearsinmotion · 30/05/2021 21:06

I think what I really like is the commitment. The kitchen island, the four poster with figure heads, the pineapple legs on the table, no half arsed measures to be seen!

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Blacktothepink · 30/05/2021 21:08

I love the Art Deco cinema!

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Bearsinmotion · 30/05/2021 21:09

Just noticed how the aquarium is designed to look like it’s part of a shipwreck...

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JM10 · 30/05/2021 21:11

They'd have to take the bed with them too.

I'd buy it just for that pool!

ivfbabymomma1 · 30/05/2021 21:12

I really can't work out if I love it or hate it 😂🙈

Suzi888 · 30/05/2021 21:12

Love the outside of the house and the garden. The inside is .... Hmm🤣

ImbarbaraB · 30/05/2021 21:14

That is bonkers

All that space and only a 6 seater garden set!

ImbarbaraB · 30/05/2021 21:14

The inside is shocking.
Does a wannabe pirate live there?
Jack sparrows house?

It’s awful!

ivfbabymomma1 · 30/05/2021 21:14

Can that be right... 2 bedrooms!?

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Bearsinmotion · 30/05/2021 21:16

It actually comes with two separate houses, 6 bedrooms in total!

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Ellenthegenerous · 30/05/2021 21:16

The garden is gorgeous. The inside? No ta!

EachandEveryone · 30/05/2021 21:16

I wonder who lives in it where do they get their i angina toon from? Can you imagine the kids parties? They’d be fab

Pinchoftums · 30/05/2021 21:16

Well the pictures alone gave me a headache!

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Bearsinmotion · 30/05/2021 21:18

It used to belong to this guy, who, fascinatingly, was credited with having been the first person to say the word "cunt" on live British television.

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carlycornwall · 30/05/2021 21:24

Imagine the maintenance. And the dusting. No thanks

KM38 · 30/05/2021 21:26

You have to applaud their commitment to the theme 🤣🤣🙈

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Bearsinmotion · 30/05/2021 21:28

Imagine the maintenance. And the dusting. No thanks

If I could afford that much for a house I would have people for that 😁

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2tired2bewitty · 30/05/2021 21:31

It has a heated driveway!

Keepitonthedownlow · 30/05/2021 21:31

@Bearsinmotion

It used to belong to this guy, who, fascinatingly, was credited with having been the first person to say the word "cunt" on live British television.
Wow what a life he had.
hilarymantlepiece · 30/05/2021 21:31

why TF does anyone need a heated driveway?????!!!!

Environment?

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