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Anyone want to lend me £4m for this house?

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Bearsinmotion · 30/05/2021 20:57

I’d probably get rid of the pirate, but otherwise it’s just glorious!

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celiamary · 30/05/2021 21:31

I would like my Bloke to buy this.
It would be super to just visit........

marthastew · 30/05/2021 21:32

Reminds me of the toddler pool area at Centre Parcs.

Must have cost a fortune to have done.

Hallyup6 · 30/05/2021 21:34

Awful, 2 bedrooms on different floors and an insanely tiny kitchen? I know there's another property but that's bloody ridiculous. It's almost as if these estate agents have no fucking clue when they come across a 'unique' property, so just pluck a high number out of thin air to max their commission.

UtterlyUnimaginativeUsername · 30/05/2021 21:34

DH and I would absolutely live in this, but I'd have to ditch the figureheads on the bed. They cross a line.

MiddleClassMother · 30/05/2021 21:36

I love the pirate theme! Catch me in this when I finally win the lottery🤪

gggrrrargh · 30/05/2021 21:38

That is one fabulous house

tuliplily · 30/05/2021 21:38

The pirate creeped the hell out of me! How bizarre .

sagegreentree · 30/05/2021 21:38

My sister sent me this link the other day - I replied with this 🤮

It's hideous.

Holothane · 30/05/2021 21:39

Too garish for me but I love the little white cottage I’d love that, so cosy.

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Bearsinmotion · 30/05/2021 21:43

You can have the cottage Holothane, me and MiddleClassMother will share the main house 😀

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TruelyStruttingHotpants · 30/05/2021 21:43

Gorgeous on the outside. Like loud Disney on the inside

The 2nd photo actually made me jump when I flipped onto it quickly. Now that is loud!

Holothane · 30/05/2021 21:43

Done moves in with my other husband ( dream one I mean)

SinkGirl · 30/05/2021 21:46

Love it. And the cottage is bigger than our house.

AlfonsoTheMango · 30/05/2021 21:47

Mr Dennis knew what he liked.

Bucklestimeshare · 30/05/2021 21:48

The whole house must smell of chlorine. And everything would be damp with the amount of condensation that comes off a heated pool.

BunnyRuddington · 30/05/2021 21:49

If I had the money I'd pay you to live in it. It's truly ghastly.

PinguTheLion · 30/05/2021 21:53

I thought that was a giant spider above the pool until i zoomed in

laidbacklife · 30/05/2021 21:55

Tacky!

OldTinHat · 30/05/2021 21:58

Oh wow! I can't decide if I love it or hate it, it would be fab to hire for a week in the summer! Can't offer you £4m OP but I can donate 50p if that helps?!

Cheermonger · 30/05/2021 22:04

That previous owner was the chap who gave all the dosh to Heart of England Forest . Fun fact there for you 🤣

Pinetreesfall · 30/05/2021 22:11

It's a bit Michael Jackson meets Pirates of the Caribbean. It would make a good bonfire though - all that wood!

Pinetreesfall · 30/05/2021 22:12

@Cheermonger haha why did he feel bad destroying a large quantity of oak trees!

NowWeAreSuckingDieselFella · 30/05/2021 22:13

@Bucklestimeshare

The whole house must smell of chlorine. And everything would be damp with the amount of condensation that comes off a heated pool.
Haha the text actually says this so that's one less thing to worry about;

The pool has an ozone system which sanitises the water and replaces the need for chlorine.

Now just need to get rid of that bloody pirate!!

Nuggetnugget · 30/05/2021 22:14

Oooh my eyes (I've watched too many YouTube vlogs on how to reduce visual clutter) Grin

The cottages are lovely. The terrace and bedroom 2 is nice.
The rest is very 'out there'

KezzabellaB · 30/05/2021 22:14

It's gorgeous. Absolutely love it!