Strange "gift"

[Karmaisabitch1]

If you received a bag of soil in the post, with a card that says "you're a dirtbag".

There's also a link to a website where the message is "karma is a bitch".

What would you think?

I’d think you’ve really pissed someone off.

Any idea who?

That I was a character in EastEnders?

Can't think of anyone I've pissed of recently.

Shagged a married man back in the day?

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Put the soil in a pot and plant some seeds.

I'm thinking hard. Wondering who I may have accidentally upset.

Wow, that's a new one. Must have really pissed someone off for them to go to that effort. Is the name and address right?

I would assume someone really dislikes you.

But are you a teenage dirt bag baby?

I would be wondering what the hell that person had done!

Sound like this? www.dirtbymail.com
There are actually several different websites offering the same service. Should feel flattered that someone was willing to spend $12 to prank you :P!

What have you done?
Someone's taken a lot of trouble to tell you they hate you.

The message karmas a bitch might imply that its something from a long time ago that someone has held on to.

Did you bully anyone at school, cheat on a partner when younger, or got together with a married man? Maybe used someone as a scapegoat at work in order to protect yourself?

Just a few guesses at things that might have happener years ago that youve forgotten about, but might be significant still to someone else

It says that it's untraceable on the website of the company that sent it. There must be a way of tracing it though.

I'd think great, free soil!

'Dirtbag' to me implies shagged someone you shouldn't. What a weird thing to get in the post though, kind of scary that someone's pissed off enough to do that?!

Just be glad it wasn't a glittery dick bomb 🙃

I'd bin it and move on with my day. Was it definitely for you and not another member of your household?

Wowsers! what did you do??

I can't imagine how pissed Id have to be to go to that much effort & do it anonymously.

I'd assume some twat with time and money to waste but no maturity wanted to upset me.

Tbh if I thought I'd pissed off someone who thought this was an appropriate response I wouldn't give a flying one.

Soil and card in bin the website would have remained unvisited.

Christ I’d be worrying that this was just the start, could anything else be planned? I hope not op and it’s just a misunderstanding if you haven’t annoyed anybody!

Oooh another penis confetti thread 😂

Was it addressed to you? Have you cheated on/with anyone?

@whiteshark

Oooh another penis confetti thread 😂

What?

It doesn't take much effort to send a prank. There's many websites dedicated to it.

It's usually reserved for cheating scummers and prize twats though. You definitely aren't shagging someone's husband/wife? If not are you a prize twat in the workplace?