Threadkillers unite! Are we boring or do we forever have the last word?

[SamusIsAGirl]

By My Diabolical Power - all threads I post on or create are DEAD! If there is a a long-winded thread - we will kill it dead!

Urgh, thread serial killer here.
It's like not getting picked in PE all over again.
How nice it would be to be quoted, or tagged.
Obviously this will be the last post on this here thread

I love the idea that thread-killing stems from being the Ultimate Authority on All Things. I'm going to hang onto that. In the silence...
And also going to give a go to using my powers for good and not evil by finding a spiky thread that needs killing.
Will report back!

@Fyredraca

Urgh, thread serial killer here. It's like not getting picked in PE all over again. How nice it would be to be quoted, or tagged. Obviously this will be the last post on this here thread

I was always last to be picked in PE!

@StoneColdBitch

Posted too soon, you quoted me, I'm filling up

Sometimes I kill it.
Always my comments are ignored.
I have begun to think my posts can't be seen by anyone but me!

@Peakypolly I can see you

Ah @Peakypolly
I can see your post, give a piece of advice and I'll agree with you .

Trick is not to care or look if anyone dared say something after your gold nuggets of wisdom.

I have started a thread and killed it in one fell swoop.

@Tambora
I couldn't leave you hanging like that

@Fyredraca
I'll try again

Me too. You are going to have to keep this thread going forever op to spare people's feelings.

I have returned! Spent most of today in an unheated swimming pool doing science!

I was also last to be picked for PE - weird since I lift and run 10k and obstable course races for giggles these days.

I've killed threads AND started tumbleweed threads in the same day. I think I checked my pulse to make sure I was still alive and not merely a figment of my own imagination.

This could get tense cos no one wants to let anyone else be a thread killer

Ha! I've not only killed thread but killed my own account when an AMA thread I started went a bit shitpostey and I shitposted my own thread - got it deleted AND my account deleted without a single message of warning.
That makes me KINGQUEEN threadkilla!

I've killed a few threads in my time. Happy to share the crown of supreme thread killer though

And I resurrect zombie threads in order to kill them again

I used to kill them all the time on Usenet when at University, particularly on societies' fora.

@SamusIsAGirl

I used to kill them all the time on Usenet when at University, particularly on societies' fora.

That takes me back! I remember when every club and special interest group had its own bulletin board, rather than just a Facebook page or group!

For me, it is realizing in hindsight that on one society forum it was because no one there really liked me - I was too much of a nerd. And that was Rock Soc - usually reasonably nerd friendly??!

@SamusIsAGirl

For me, it is realizing in hindsight that on one society forum it was because no one there really liked me - I was too much of a nerd. And that was Rock Soc - usually reasonably nerd friendly??!

To be honest, I found that the geekier the society, the more cliquey it was... So glad I'm not at school or uni any more!

Oh I think you are my people.
Recently I killed three threads in one day.

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