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For lovers of fanfiction...

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MrsGulDukat · 19/04/2021 11:43

Inspired by another thread by HensTeeth44, here is a thread for lovers of fan fiction either writer or just an avid reader.

I do have some unfinished Harry Potter fan fic to share but I'm at working at the moment.

Dont be afraid to share your favourites.

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peachgreen · 20/04/2021 14:51

@bunglebee Sam/Bucky has dragged me back into fanfic having not really read or written any for years. Back in the day I was all about Merlin, History Boys, Inception, and The Social Network.

bunglebee · 20/04/2021 14:54

We don't have to make a derail of it - but Mycroft's assumption, and deadly serious question to John when he moves in, is that he and Sherlock are romantically and sexually involved. And he's as good at reading people as Sherlock and "never wrong". Angelo also thinks that Sherlock coming into a restaurant with another man indicates he's on a date. It's played for laughs and John's discomfort, but everyone in Sherlock's life (except poor deluded Molly) believes he's interested in men. His "I consider myself married to my work" could be read as "I'm ace", but Magnusson's database on him indicates that he isn't.

GrumpyHoonMain · 20/04/2021 15:11

@bunglebee

We don't have to make a derail of it - but Mycroft's assumption, and deadly serious question to John when he moves in, is that he and Sherlock are romantically and sexually involved. And he's as good at reading people as Sherlock and "never wrong". Angelo also thinks that Sherlock coming into a restaurant with another man indicates he's on a date. It's played for laughs and John's discomfort, but everyone in Sherlock's life (except poor deluded Molly) believes he's interested in men. His "I consider myself married to my work" could be read as "I'm ace", but Magnusson's database on him indicates that he isn't.
On the show and the movies Watson is the romantic hero - you can tell by the heroic entries Jude and Martin made

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Icantreachthepretzels · 20/04/2021 16:37

But what about Irene Adler?

If Sherlock was ever to be sexually attracted to a person I imagine the attraction would be to their mind rather than their body - he wouldn't be that fussed for the packaging.

I can well imagine people like Mrs. Hudson and Angelo assume that because they never see him with women therefore he must prefer men... but they never actually see him with men either. Not romantically.

Most of the time he shows zero sexual attraction to anybody - so if he is repressing that side (as opposed to it just not existing) there is no more evidence for him being gay and repressing that than there is for him being straight. Because it doesn't matter what other people think when it comes to his sexual orientation - it matters who he is attracted to.

And the only person he shows any sexual attraction to is Irene Adler.

Balaur · 20/04/2021 17:01

I can recommend some excellent Steve/Bucky fics on ao3 if anyone is interested. I'm not generally into slash but some of these were just amazing.

I recently wrote a short Bucky TFATWS one-shot based on the therapy session in episode one. I find the Bucky Barnes and Winter Soldier character really fascinating.

CornishGem1975 · 20/04/2021 17:08

I LOVE Fanfic, both reading and writing. It's my dirty little secret Grin

bunglebee · 20/04/2021 17:17

@Balaur

I can recommend some excellent Steve/Bucky fics on ao3 if anyone is interested. I'm not generally into slash but some of these were just amazing.

I recently wrote a short Bucky TFATWS one-shot based on the therapy session in episode one. I find the Bucky Barnes and Winter Soldier character really fascinating.

Go on then! Grin
CornedBeef451 · 20/04/2021 17:33

There's one SPN fic where the two main characters are lettuces in a fridge!

Lots of BDSM stuff too, turns out I'm very vanilla and just want to read about two hot guys falling in love and doing it in a fairly straightforward fashion!

Luckily I haven't seen any Vore stuff, there is a lot of incest stuff on there though, another reason to check the tags.

There's currently a sex expert on Tumblr giving advice to writers to make their sex scenes more realistic. My favourite bit fo far was when she advised that if you really licked the front of someone's teeth it probably wouldn't feel that sexy for either person.

CornedBeef451 · 20/04/2021 17:36

@Icantreachthepretzels I'm still bizarrely excited about that, Destiel did become canon!

There's lots of fan madness about the possibility of a reboot with the original cast where we'd get to see them together. Probably never happen but it's a nice thought.

CornedBeef451 · 20/04/2021 17:38

@LeviAckerman yes to the wanker writers!

GrumpyHoonMain · 20/04/2021 17:46

@Icantreachthepretzels

But what about Irene Adler?

If Sherlock was ever to be sexually attracted to a person I imagine the attraction would be to their mind rather than their body - he wouldn't be that fussed for the packaging.

I can well imagine people like Mrs. Hudson and Angelo assume that because they never see him with women therefore he must prefer men... but they never actually see him with men either. Not romantically.

Most of the time he shows zero sexual attraction to anybody - so if he is repressing that side (as opposed to it just not existing) there is no more evidence for him being gay and repressing that than there is for him being straight. Because it doesn't matter what other people think when it comes to his sexual orientation - it matters who he is attracted to.

And the only person he shows any sexual attraction to is Irene Adler.

Was Irene’s gender ever 100% confirmed?
Icantreachthepretzels · 20/04/2021 20:43

Was Irene’s gender ever 100% confirmed?

Grin Gender - no. But he saw her naked, so sex - yes

Wait - so is Bucky Barnes the winter soldier? Or is somebody else the winter soldier? And if so - who is the winter soldier? I see so much stuff about it and am mystified by all of it.

My favourite bit so far was when she advised that if you really licked the front of someone's teeth it probably wouldn't feel that sexy for either person.

I'm so amused that someone would need telling that.

I'm massively vanilla too - I read a Spike/ Angel fic once through my fingers - Spike had covered himself in icing and had a champagne enema and then presented himself on a dinner plate for Angel's delectation. Which included removing the cork and drinking the champagne.

I was just - beside myself - why does this exist? How is it sexy? Grin

MrsGulDukat · 20/04/2021 21:01

@icantreachthepretzels

What isn't sexy about drinking champagne out of a rectum flute?

Asking for a friend.

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Icantreachthepretzels · 20/04/2021 21:43

What isn't sexy about drinking champagne out of a rectum flute?

Well it would certainly change up the wedding toasts wouldn't it? No one would forget that reception in a hurry Grin

HensTeeth44 · 20/04/2021 21:53

[quote MrsGulDukat]@icantreachthepretzels

What isn't sexy about drinking champagne out of a rectum flute?

Asking for a friend.[/quote]
This made me roar!!! Rectum flute! 😂😂😂😂

MrsGulDukat · 20/04/2021 22:01

It could be a wedding tradition. Instead of feeding each other cake, you drink champagne out of your spouses rectum.

You can call it "corking"

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GreenandPinkFlowers · 20/04/2021 22:03

I read and write Labyrinth fanfiction Smile

Icantreachthepretzels · 20/04/2021 22:09

@MrsGulDukat

It could be a wedding tradition. Instead of feeding each other cake, you drink champagne out of your spouses rectum.

You can call it "corking"

Oh no! Oh dear no! What have we started Grin

This is why people think fanfic writers are weird!

bunglebee · 20/04/2021 22:11

@GreenandPinkFlowers

I read and write Labyrinth fanfiction Smile
Oh man, now THAT is a fandom that has kept itself going a long time... I salute you, madam.
CornedBeef451 · 20/04/2021 22:12

I mean, Spike covered in icing is pretty interesting but I'm a firm no on the arsehole champagne!

MrsGulDukat · 20/04/2021 22:13
Grin

Just leaving my mark on the world. Even if it's a disgusting one.

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Icantreachthepretzels · 20/04/2021 22:16

I mean, Spike covered in icing is pretty interesting

It wasn't just any icing it was M and S icing it was piped on in delicate whorls and beautiful flowers and poor Angel didn't know where to start with the licking. Plus there was whipped cream and strawberries - natch.

but I'm a firm no on the arsehole champagne!

No picking and choosing - it's all nothing.

Icantreachthepretzels · 20/04/2021 22:17

@MrsGulDukat - well I'm never going to forget "corking", or be able to look at a cork again. Or a bottle of champagne. Or got to a wedding ... Grin

MrsGulDukat · 20/04/2021 22:19

You're very welcome @Icantreachthepretzels.

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CornedBeef451 · 20/04/2021 22:57

Did he pipe it himself? That would be hard without smudging it. Did Buffy help? I need to know now!

Sometimes reading them I just start worrying about the mess they're making, or the morality of public sex and possibly getting caught/involving unwitting people in their foreplay. Then I remember it's fiction and go and have a cup of tea.

I may never drink champagne again, it at least not without thinking of Spike.

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