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For lovers of fanfiction...

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MrsGulDukat · 19/04/2021 11:43

Inspired by another thread by HensTeeth44, here is a thread for lovers of fan fiction either writer or just an avid reader.

I do have some unfinished Harry Potter fan fic to share but I'm at working at the moment.

Dont be afraid to share your favourites.

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MrsGulDukat · 21/04/2021 16:01

I enjoy writing sex scenes although a few of mine have been about Aliens.

Bloody hard writing about sex with Aliens without making it seem like two Humans going at it.

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Fyredraca · 21/04/2021 16:20

@CornedBeef451
Maybe I should write my own that starts with a man giving the bathroom floor a really good mopping!

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CornedBeef451 · 21/04/2021 17:00

@MrsGulDukat oooh, that might just do it for me!

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bunglebee · 21/04/2021 17:05

@MrsGulDukat

I enjoy writing sex scenes although a few of mine have been about Aliens.

Bloody hard writing about sex with Aliens without making it seem like two Humans going at it.

I mean, if ever there was a legit excuse for tentacle porn...
CornedBeef451 · 21/04/2021 17:11

@Icantreachthepretzels I think you're right. That's what I was trying to say but you did it more eloquently, guess that's why you're the writer!

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MrsGulDukat · 21/04/2021 17:12

@CornedBeef451

I can really blow your mind then since he also planned a surprise Christmas getaway and a family dinner without her knowing. Did all the packing for both of them and 3 kids, organised food and transport.

And why, because she was having a rough time and he wanted to cheer her up.

@bunglebee

NOOOOO. No tentacle porn.

The alien men have the same body parts they just look different.

No tentacles....ever

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Icantreachthepretzels · 21/04/2021 17:27

I can really blow your mind then since he also planned a surprise Christmas getaway and a family dinner without her knowing. Did all the packing for both of them and 3 kids, organised food and transport.

And why, because she was having a rough time and he wanted to cheer her up.

I think your aliens having sex are more believable to tbh Grin

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MrsGulDukat · 21/04/2021 17:29

@Icantreachthepretzels

Did I mention he is too Alien Grin

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CornedBeef451 · 21/04/2021 17:32

@MrsGulDukat now that truly is fiction!

Icantreachthepretzels · 21/04/2021 17:33

Did I mention he is too Alien

Oh well that explains it Grin

I assume not Ferengi though...

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MrsGulDukat · 21/04/2021 17:34

Aint never gonna find the perfect man in real life so I might as well create him.

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MrsGulDukat · 21/04/2021 17:36

@Icantreachthepretzels

Grin No, he's a Turian. Councillor Sparatus to be precise. If you've not played Mass Effect you wont know who he is.

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Holothane · 21/04/2021 17:38

Dr who 12th Doctor the Master male versions only, Hans `Gruber Die Hard, Star Wars Darth Vader, or obi one kenobi. Sandwiches as well. Keeps me occupied for hours.

Icantreachthepretzels · 21/04/2021 17:40

Aint never gonna find the perfect man in real life so I might as well create him.

That's what I've done with Doyle from Angel. If Whedon's only gonna use him in 9 episodes then that leaves me 101 episodes to turn him into Mr. perfect.

No, he's a Turian. Councillor Sparatus to be precise. If you've not played Mass Effect you wont know who he is.

I've never played it ... but he sounds like a prince among aliens Grin

Holothane · 21/04/2021 17:41

@bunglebee exactly my thing, it’s my fantasy sex. I do everything in real life in my fics I’m rich, taken and enjoy lots of fun.

CornedBeef451 · 21/04/2021 17:43

@MrsGulDukat I just googled him. So, how do they have sex? There seems to be an exoskeleton so insect like? With a proboscis?

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MrsGulDukat · 21/04/2021 17:44

but he sounds like a prince among aliens

Actually, he was total dick to the lead character in 3 games. He "air quoted" her.

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MrsGulDukat · 21/04/2021 17:46

@CornedBeef451

Turians are romance options for Humans, so it's possible to do it just like Humans do.

Human just needs cream for the chafing.

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Icantreachthepretzels · 21/04/2021 17:46

so insect like? With a proboscis?

oh dear lord!

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MrsGulDukat · 21/04/2021 17:48

And they have live births too, so the equipment is there.

This is not a conversation I anticipated having, but.....I'm cool with it.

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Icantreachthepretzels · 21/04/2021 17:48

Human just needs cream for the chafing.

as with the champagne enema I have to ask ... is this considered sexy? Shock Shock Grin

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MrsGulDukat · 21/04/2021 17:50

I'd take sore thighs over shit champagne any day of the week.

off to die from laughter

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CornedBeef451 · 21/04/2021 17:54

@MrsGulDukat he looks quite rough, you'd need something thick like Vaseline.

It's been a while since I had sex but I'm finding him quite attractive!

Still much better then the Wincest incest fics and much better than the shit champagne!

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MrsGulDukat · 21/04/2021 17:59

@CornedBeef451

Their voices make them even more attractive.

Garrus Vakarian, Primarch Victus and General Oraka are the other popular Turians.

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HensTeeth44 · 21/04/2021 18:33

Man I have just finished reading such a hot fanfic, around 25 chapters or something....but its not finished and is left on a massive cliffhanger!!! 😩😩😩
As someone who is new to all this, does this happen often!! I'm genuinely gutted as it was a really good story as well. I could cry! 😂😂

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