Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 6

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Previous question: Is @bearlyactive thinking of starting a new thread soon?

My answer: No, thought I'd let someone else have the honour.

My question: We are on part six, right?

Because they let Charlotte play hairdresser........

Who invented baked beans?

MI5, looking for a secret weapon that could be used by British soldiers after nerve gas was abolished.

Why is Jealousy conventionally described as green-eyed?

Again, because your eyes fill up with the green bile that wells up from your liver when you are jealous.This migrates to the speech centres of the brain and causes bitter outbursts or sly whining. (Our Biology lessons again)

Who would you most like to give you a massage?

Mark Ruffalo, Mark Ruffalo & Mark Ruffalo

Do you think he will set up a massage parlour in my home city?

No, I’m afraid he’s already got planning permission to open one in mine.

Can you actually sing a rainbow. or is the song lying?

You can but only if you know your A,B,C,s which are easy as 1,2,3
What do we think of the unveiling of the new statue ?

There’s a statue of Dave in my home town. It's not a bad likeness.

Fried or boiled?

Roasted

Potatoes or mash?

sunripened

Where's Beryl?

Cleaning the windows at Kensington Palace

What are Will & H up to?

They’ll be laughing and reminiscing over a large, cooked breakfast at Kensington Palace and William will be extending a pressing invitation for Meghan to visit as soon as possible.

Who is worse - Boris Johnson or Donald Trump?

They are both as wonderful as each other but not as wonderful as their good friend Vladimir
How does Angela cope with it all

Gin and a really good book. Also, she is quite close with Dave…

Where on earth did I put my passport?

HM The Queen might know

What are the top 5 things on HMQ's bucket list?

To get Charles, William and Harry in a room and give them a good talking too
To get herself a new throne as the old one is getting a bit rusty
To get herself a new crown same reason
Persuade Anne to try a new hairstyle
To get a new portrait for stamps, coins etc
Will we get to the end of term with no bubbles bursting...

Bubble, bubble - toil and trouble. The Bard was ne’er so prophetic.

What was nasty in the woodshed?

It was where my aunt and uncle stored their poo brown bathroom suite after it was ripped out.

What actually did Katy do?

Married the wrong prince.

Shall I bother getting dressed today?

Waited ten years to marry Willy.

If your child’s name had to be that of a vegetable, what would it be?

X post! Great minds though, LostThings. (And agree about the prince.)

Well, I trust you’ll be respectably dressed in time for the National Anthem at 8pm.

If your child’s name had to be that of a vegetable, what would it be?

Rhubarb-Radish-Avaleigh-Carrotina

Who did the Gooseberry fool?

The girl who lost her boyfriend to her best mate.

What did the butler see?

The Butler saw the sea
How did the unveiling of Dave, s statue go?

Terribly as Shopsy did it & unfortunately he's no Banksy.
Let's just say Shopsy made the Cristiano Ronaldo hilarious bust look like a Michelangelo when compared to his Dave statue.

What did the crowd do?