Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 6

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Previous question: Is @bearlyactive thinking of starting a new thread soon?

My answer: No, thought I'd let someone else have the honour.

My question: We are on part six, right?

You sing to them gently - preferably something from Die Fledermaus - until they are lulled to sleep and then you can collect them in a net.

Why have all men got beards nowadays?

To hide their Pokemon

Where has the sun gone?

@Bettercallsaul1 I am surprisingly ok, I didn't realise I posted. Have taken younger 2 children to the park and am now ready to clean my house. DP is in bed still and seems to be in a sad state which is unusual for him

Sounds to me as if you are young, Idroppedthescrewinthetuna, with a naturally quick recovery system! (envy) Oh, gone are the days!

We have it here and don’t intend to let it escape.

How often should I clean my house?

Once in a blue moon is sufficient
Is bleach good or bad?

Bleach is fantastic. Only to dip your chips into though.

What excuse can I use not to go into work tomorrow?

@Bettercallsaul1 I am 35, 3 kids. I wouldn't say I am young. Not sure how I recovered being honest. Dp is preparing dinner for later I can hear him groaning 😂

It is very useful but often unnecessary.

Do you think my bum looks big in this?

Hold on while I zoom out to check…

How many wines is it going to take to get me through the lockdown we’ve just been placed in?

@JustJoinedRightNow

Hold on while I zoom out to check…

How many wines is it going to take to get me through the lockdown we’ve just been placed in?

You are not in lockdown, go and get drunk in the pub, no masks allowed!

Best way to make bubble formula?

Out of interest, what area has just been placed in lockdown?

Yes, but that’s a good thing these days. (Why wasn’t it in my youth? )

What use can I find for a burnt pavlova? The meringue is actually black.

Idroppedthescrewinthetuna You are 35! You are in your first youth, as far as I’m concerned.

Wear it as a hat to the next wedding you go to

Who is getting married?

Mary Berry and her husband. They're renewing their vows.

Have you ever been to a vow renewal ceremony? That may be the wrong name for it.

No. Quite like the idea of it though.

Are you obliged to give the couple another toaster?

Of course- every couple needs ten toasters.

Do you like toast?

Yes, with lashings of squirty cream and cabbage.

What is your perfect breakfast?

Elf. I shouldn't need to say anything else. Just think of Elf.

Why are the majority of TV dramas so depressing?

The ones I watch definitely aren’t - I’ve watched non-stop escapist nonsense since the start of lockdown!

What would you least like to do as a profession?

Prime Minister of the UK but I quite fancy being the President of the USA

What would be your dream job?

Working in an an ice cream van
HELLO is anyone there ?

Present and correct!

Why are bananas yellow?

They thought green was a bit too common what with the apples and pears and grapes.

How many eggs can you fit in one basket?

Not all of them.

Does ice cream count as a negative-calorie food if I run all the way to the ice cream shop and back?

They would rather be red but we're last in the queue when God was handing out colours to fruit
Why are trees called trees?