Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 6

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Previous question: Is @bearlyactive thinking of starting a new thread soon?

My answer: No, thought I'd let someone else have the honour.

My question: We are on part six, right?

It's short for Theresa.
Why is my garden full of baby dunnocks?

They haven’t had time to grow to maturity yet.

Does ice cream count as a negative calorie food if I run to the ice cream shop and back? (determined to know the answer!)

Your neighbours have a rescue centre for them but they escaped.

What is a dunnock?

It’s either a feast or a famine on this thread!

Yes ice cream does count as negative calorie food
A Dunnock is baby caterpillar
How many Quails egg ,s would I need to make scrambled eggs on toast ?

Only one if you used a square of toast the size of a postage stamp.

Why do angry people “see red”?

Angry people see red because their eyes fill up with boiling blood, which then rushes to their brains, apart from the steam, which escapes through their ears (we did this in Biology)

Is she really going out with him?

No she's really going out with his brother
Anyone watching the match ?

I was hoping for a penalty shootout but was cruelly deprived of one.

Which is the best sport to watch?

Water polo
How do the horses manage in water polo?

They use sea horses.

What one item would you seize from your house if a fire started in the middle of the night?

A flame of sinful passion (thank you, Dimash).
Do Giant Pandas not want their species to survive?

They have looked around and decided No Thanks.

I’ve just had an email from someone claiming that there is fortune waiting for me in a bank in Nigeria. Should I send my bank details?

Yes, and your passwords, PINs, passport details and address, just to confirm your ID. Can't be too careful.

What made you decide to get married?

I saw a pig fly.

Is it coming home any time soon? bored of football

It came and took a peek and decided to stay away until 2027.

How long will it take for me to eat dinner tonight?

Twelve hours. Time for breakfast!

Are you blaming it on the boogie?

No, I’m blaming it on the sunshine - or failing that, the moonlight.

What are 39 Steps?

The older sibling of 12 steps
When shall I take the dog out ?

Any time! These are the dog days of summer.

Why is the path to perdition strewn with primroses, as opposed to, say, rhododendrons?

Because Rhododendrons are a bugger to dig up
Are the streets of London really paved with Gold?

No - after Britain left the Gold Standard in 1931, they were downgraded to silver.

Who invented crisps?

Mr Crispy MC Crisp face
Who invented chocolate ?

An evil genius who hated slim women.

Why are Princes William and Harry both so bald?

Einstein

Who invented baked beans?