Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 6

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Previous question: Is @bearlyactive thinking of starting a new thread soon?

My answer: No, thought I'd let someone else have the honour.

My question: We are on part six, right?

In the end is the beginning.

How long before Matt Hancock goes?

He's putting his running shoes on now.

What on earth possessed the man?

Strict adherence to duty and loyalty to his family.

Why do the Right never do anything right?

They were playing hands ,face ,space and a Bumps a daisy
Are you hungry ?

I’m hungry but not for Matt Hancock’s love.

Where can I buy a MN chicken which feeds a family of 4 for 6 weeks?

The Giant Food Warehouse

What's in my freezer?

Baked beans and chocolate biscuits
Are most mumsnetters from Lilliput ,hence a chicken feeding them for ever more ?

I may be little, but I like to eat lots!

Is summer over?

Yes we are entering a period of permanent winter
My DH has just committed a fly massacre ,who should I inform ?

The Lord of the Flies (if you don’t like your husband.)

What happens to all the lost buttons?

They have run away with all the lost socks
Where do socks go?

Hoot the owl uses them to build her nest.

Do Strawberry Laces keep your shoes on?

Only if you are wearing clown shoes
Can you tell the time with a dandelion clock ?

Your estimate would be a bit fuzzy.

Do you have anything hidden under your mattress?

Yes, a bed frame.

What's going on?

Nothing at all
How does Mrs Hancock feel about the revelations?

I sincerely hope she’s packing her bags.

Who will be the next Health Secretary?

Homer Simpson

How long will the next health secretary be in office?

Until Marge notices he’s been working late and finds lipstick on his collar.

Do mice actually like cheese?

No, they prefer to eat catyts cats

Woll I have a hangibeover tomorrow?

No, you seam totely sobar.

Should I getting ready for Christmas?

Should I start getting ready for Christmas? (Sorry, I was influenced by Idroppedthescrewinthetuna )

No the best time to start getting ready for Christmas is December 24th as you will have loads of time to get your presents bought & wrapped.

What did Santa want to be when he was little?

When the fat lady sings.

Can I get there by morning?

Oops, wrong answer.
Santa was never little, but when he was young he wanted to be a lumberjack.

What is the best way to catch bats?