What's the funniest name you've heard of for a family pet?

[CityCommuter]

A friend told me today that they've finally named their new Shih tzu puppy who they got a week ago. He's gorgeous and fluffy and they've chosen the name Monkey! I know it's none of my business but I really don't think that name suits him and it sounds a little bit silly... but it's kinda cute at the sane time I guess!

@Iamacatslave. When I was little my dad had a cockatiel called Sid Vicious! 🤣

A cat called Claude.

My friend has a cane corso called monkey

A hamster called Trevor

I had fish called Gareth and Will. A gerbil called Pat and a hamster called Princess Big Fluffy

We have a royal theme for our pets. Queenie and Reggie (Sunday name Regina) both girl dogs

One of my horses is called Monkey... that was his name before I got him and it’s bad luck to change a horse’s name, it does suit him though.

Had a fish called George (aka king George the fish).

My friend has spaniels called Norman and Betty 😃

Also know a poodle called noodle.

Once knew a rabbit called Carrot.

DS1 has a friend with a French bulldog called Baguette.

We had a dog we called Eggnog (we had to think of a name around Christmas time!).

My brother had cats called Sid and Not Sid.

Family friends had koi named Henry and Godzilla.

Two dogs called Lonely and Thirsty
A fat Jack Russell called El Gordo
A Jack Russell called Choice
A massive Doberman called Hugo Boss

Bumface.

My mother is bonkers!

A hamster called Denis because he bore an uncanny resemblance to Denis Law

When we were kids we had canaries. I called mine a perfectly sensible name (hamish) but my brother called his one swing! Because it liked to swing in the cage!
Then swing died and we got a female replacement which we called the made up female version of hamish - hamishetta!

Alan Carr has a red setter named after Beverly Callard which makes me laugh. Although I think she goes by Bev (the dog I mean, can't speak for the actress).

Oh and OHs grandfather had a cat called Minge. I really don't know why.

And a friend had chickens called Wendy, Barbara and Big Ange. In fact most pets I know have comedy names. Also know a Daniel the Spaniel.

Oh and very outing but at the age of 4 my son decided to call his first pet fish Brian Turner. He doesn't know anyone with this name and the surname was all his doing (not our surname).

My first pony was called Hot Pants. My sister tried to change it to George but, I always called him Pants. Sometimes I referred to him as Saucey as in HP (Hot Pants) sauce.

@TrashPanda

A dog called Deefer. Cats called Cat and Littlen, one was bigger than the other. Sybil and George the cats. Jimmy Chew the rabbit. Little black and white kitten is Fig. I also know cats Steve and Brian and dog Jess, owner used to joke they would call their first child Rover or something

My duck is called Deefer! 🦆

@NotMyCircusNotMyProblem

My first pony was called Hot Pants. My sister tried to change it to George but, I always called him Pants. Sometimes I referred to him as Saucey as in HP (Hot Pants) sauce.

I think Ruby Ferguson and Christine Pullein-Thompson books would have been greatly improved by ponies called Hot Pants. And Twerk.