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Original poster

Wouldn't kick Jay Rayner out of bed.

152 replies

ChocolateCuddle · 05/04/2021 17:36

Anyone else?

OP posts:
ssd · 05/04/2021 17:36

Christ no.

JetBlackSteed · 05/04/2021 17:37

No, all yours OP.

IHaveBrilloHair · 05/04/2021 17:38

I love him, he's fabulous ❤

Chunkymenrock · 05/04/2021 17:38

Oh god, absolutely no thanks.

DramaAlpaca · 05/04/2021 17:39

Wouldn't kick him out of bed?

I wouldn't let him in.

FishyFriday · 05/04/2021 17:42

I’d happily chat to him over dinner. But I don’t want to even imagine him in a state of undress.

haggistramp · 05/04/2021 17:55

I didn't know who this was and just googled him. JC op, what is wrong with you 🤣🤣🤣 OJ, taste in men is highly subjective, you can have him all to yourself.

TristantheTyrannosaurus · 05/04/2021 17:56

I wouldn't, either.

EarringsandLipstick · 05/04/2021 17:57

@DramaAlpaca

Wouldn't kick him out of bed?

I wouldn't let him in.

😂😂😂
Original poster
ChocolateCuddle · 05/04/2021 17:57

Ok, 2 against 7.

Is there a current Masterchef thread? I bet some of them wouldn't say no.

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LaurieSchafferIsAllBitterNow · 05/04/2021 17:59

He has gone to seed a little over recent series of Masterchef, but I do concur with the OP on the whole

I would cook and he would appreciate me, oh yes.

I also adored the tale of the scattering of his parents' ashes all over London.

queenofthenorthwest · 05/04/2021 18:00

I'd only kick him Out of bed to fuck him on the floor Shock

Twenty2 · 05/04/2021 18:00

Weirdo Grin

Amdone123 · 05/04/2021 18:01

I like him, don't fancy him, but I did fancy Charles Campion. RIP, Charles.

Waitwhat23 · 05/04/2021 18:01

I love him and wouldn't kick him out my bed! In the same vein, Greg Davies and James Martin.

MayIDestroyYou · 05/04/2021 18:02

Couldn't stand anyone quite so in love with their own self.

Fembot123 · 05/04/2021 18:02

Oh dear god no, he seems like great company though.

cultkid · 05/04/2021 18:02

I find him sooo rude

I wouldn't let him in my bed

Ben Fogle tho 🥰🥰

Original poster
ChocolateCuddle · 05/04/2021 18:02

@queenofthenorthwest

I'd only kick him Out of bed to fuck him on the floor Shock
Grin
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cultkid · 05/04/2021 18:03

I mean I am a serious foodie but he's huge and rude and greedy

Also anyone noticed how big the other guy is now, John Torode is just enormous

Original poster
ChocolateCuddle · 05/04/2021 18:03

@Amdone123

I like him, don't fancy him, but I did fancy Charles Campion. RIP, Charles.

RIP Charles, but.... you wanted to fuck him? He'd crush you like a piano falling on the wicked witch.

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KatherineSiena · 05/04/2021 18:04

Yuck, you’re welcome. Doubt if you’d get a word in (let alone anything else). He doesn’t stop talking and so opinionated and self-absorbed.

I also miss Charles Campion. He was so jolly.

fourquenelles · 05/04/2021 18:04

@ChocolateCuddle

Ok, 2 against 7.

Is there a current Masterchef thread? I bet some of them wouldn't say no.

Yep in Telly Addicts and there is a queue so get to the back OP and wait your turn!
folloyourarro · 05/04/2021 18:05

No, he's too overweight for my liking.

DollyMinx · 05/04/2021 18:09

Oh my...I just googled. Bloody hell, no way.

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