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Wouldn't kick Jay Rayner out of bed.

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ChocolateCuddle · 05/04/2021 17:36

Anyone else?

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Bramblebutter · 06/04/2021 10:08

Tommy banks is alright. Sort of a better looking Ben Affleck.

Id like to have a pint with Michael O'Hare and I'd like Tom Kitchen to read me a bedtime story.

DollyMinx · 06/04/2021 12:15

JR could pass for Llewlyn Bowen's skid row brother.

LeSquigh · 06/04/2021 12:51

🤮 Fuck no. He is grim. He puts me off my food. He looks so unkempt and he’s got loads of horrible lumps all over his face, what are they are why wouldn’t you get them removed?

79andnotout · 06/04/2021 13:29

Ha I was just about to suggest a Jay Raynor and Laurence Llewelyn Bowen sandwich! I love them both. It would be a hairy sandwich though, I can rival their locks.

amusedbush · 06/04/2021 13:33

Nah, I think he's funny but he's not getting near my bed.

However, I mostly watch the professional version for Marcus Wareing Blush

KathyEdge · 06/04/2021 13:36

Lesbian here so no. BUT he could cook for me and I'd happily have a coffee with him.

BiggerBoat1 · 06/04/2021 13:44

Jay is definitely sexy. Looks a bit grubby but I still would. Dhruv Baker is the ultimate Masterchef sex symbol. Those eyes!!!

cultkid · 06/04/2021 16:00

These responses have really made me laugh

GreenSlide · 06/04/2021 16:47

How has no one mentioned Gordon Ramsey yet? I know he's not really BBC but he's still a TV chef and he'd definitely be really good in bed.

BiggerBoat1 · 06/04/2021 17:54

Gordon would be terrible in bed. It would all be about him and he'd start swearing at you if you weren't doing it right. Grin

I bet Gregg Wallace cries after sex

KateMuff · 06/04/2021 17:55

Oh god, he'd be like clammy lard to the touch a smell faintly of Brie, you know it 😂😂😂

MrsSlocombesPussy · 06/04/2021 17:57

God no. I'd definitely go for Matt Tebbut, those forearms do it for me.

MorrisZapp · 06/04/2021 18:01

They should have picked him to play Cormoran Strike.

HeronLanyon · 06/04/2021 18:01

Have never liked him. He still writes desperate to inject some sex/alpha male reference or irrelevant boast about eating rare meat etc etc. Every single time for decades.
He’s let that go a bit over the last 5 or so years and become a bit nicer I think but can’t get past that about him. Still find him sneery and smug a bit.
Liked his mum a lot and always want to give him benefit of the doubt a bit.

Tig33 · 06/04/2021 18:07

Yes he is definitely sexy. Totally agree. Antony Bourdain now he was a sexy bad boy chef...

Tig33 · 06/04/2021 18:08

I also find Antony Worral Thompson attractive though

HemanOrSheRa · 06/04/2021 18:19

I've met Raymond Blanc. He was absolutely charming and made me swoon Grin.

emmylousings · 06/04/2021 18:28

I agree Giles Coren is hot, he endeared himself to me in that silly hotel program. Also, maybe he would introduce me to his BIL David Mitchell who I also have a wierd crush on! There's no room for Victoria in this fantasy obvsGrin

afaloren · 06/04/2021 18:44

Same Blush

midsomermurderess · 06/04/2021 19:07

Matt Tebbut is cute, but in a house-wives choice, clean and straight-up sort of way. Wholesome. I generally find chefs a bit repellant, thought I'm not sure why.

79andnotout · 06/04/2021 19:08

I'd prefer Victoria to Giles. She's a badass, he just seems a bit entitled. There's probably some room in there for David Mitchell.

dementedma · 06/04/2021 19:11

Yuk, no. Not even if he was served with samphire and a pea purée with a sea foam mousse

HermitsLife · 06/04/2021 19:18

God no, you'd break your ankle.

ChocolateCuddle · 06/04/2021 19:19

@BiggerBoat1

Gordon would be terrible in bed. It would all be about him and he'd start swearing at you if you weren't doing it right. Grin

I bet Gregg Wallace cries after sex

Imagine Gordon after 45 minutes - "It's fucking raw!"
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fistasledge · 06/04/2021 19:22

Oh I just love JR!

He plays jazz in a band with his wife who sings. Myself and DH saw them a few years ago at a club in London with wonderful cocktails. He played jazz and intermittently told stories of growing up with an Agony Aunt for a mother.

Wonderful stories, great voice, talented piano player...huge crush!

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