Wouldn't kick Jay Rayner out of bed.

[ChocolateCuddle]

Anyone else?

@Waitwhat23

I love him and wouldn't kick him out my bed! In the same vein, Greg Davies and James Martin.

YES.

I love a secret fat boy.

So funny. Best thread of the day 😂

Also anyone noticed how big the other guy is now, John Torode is just enormous

I know and I genuinely wonder what’s happened to him. He looks awful. Just not himself and he’s in dire need of some intervention.

What is the name of the food critic that looks like family guy?

@anne

I know, is sooo big round the belly

Food or booze? IDK but he is looking rubbish and I'm worried about him

also Monica looked like a duckling with the fluffy blonde hair

Would not have sex with any of them

Giles coren? Or is he a prick? I think he's a bit into himself

@MayIDestroyYou

Couldn't stand anyone quite so in love with their own self.

Yep - and he was just as bad when I knew him at uni.

Greg Wallace 🤣🤣🤣

Bloody Hell no , he looks like a dodgy Satan from a Hammer House of Horror film

Raymond Blanc , now yer talking !

Shudder

No thanks. Possibly Marcus Wareing of all Masterchef affiliated people, but I had to think a bit to get there tbh.

Love his mum.

I thought I was alone finding Jay Raynor attractive

@Fembot123

What is the name of the food critic that looks like family guy?

Charles Campion, he died recently.

No way, he irritates the fuck out of me!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claire_Rayner

Whaaaaaaaaat?

Jay Rayner - eugh.

Can't think of any nice food critics.

Paul Hollywood - wouldn't say no. 😬

@70isaLimitNotaTarget

Bloody Hell no , he looks like a dodgy Satan from a Hammer House of Horror film

Raymond Blanc , now yer talking !

Agree re: Raymond Blanc. I'm currently watching 'Simply Raymond Blanc' and definitely have a soft spot for him!

Jay Raynor does it for me. He’s intelligent, funny and loves food - that combination of things is a HUGE turn on for me.

@AgentProvocateur

Jay Raynor does it for me. He’s intelligent, funny and loves food - that combination of things is a HUGE turn on for me.

He’s not that intelligent.

He’s posh, which some people mistake for intelligence.

He looks like a feathery stroker. He'd definitely talk too much in a way he thought was erotic but made you think he was reviewing you and making mental notes for later.

Also that beard thing is neither one nor the other and very irritating.

@tararabumdeay . Just had to google him! Clare Rayner? I didn't know that!

I'd probably shag him...but then I'd shag anything that expressed any interest in anything I had cooked other than grunting ( DH and 2 x DS take note)

Get a lot for your money I suppose

I like him but not in that way.

@ProperVexed

I'd probably shag him...but then I'd shag anything that expressed any interest in anything I had cooked other than grunting ( DH and 2 x DS take note)

Maybe don't mention DS in that statement