I'm getting us all a Chinese for dinner...

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What do you fancy? I'm paying.

I'm having crispy beef with garlic and chilli, fried rice. Can of Coke. Maybe a spicy chicken spring roll (these come in portions of two so one of you can have the other if you like)

Should I order a portion of salt and chilli chips for the table?

Omg. You are truly a godsend

I’ll have a quarter crispy fried duck with pancakes and hoisin sauce and cucumber and spring onion please!

Ooh yes please, I'll have some sweet and sour chicken balls please. Definitely get the chips for the table. Can I have some spring rolls as well?

Ooh ur order sounds relish ! Il have some satay skewers, noodles and some of the salt n chilli chips 😄 I love the sound of the spring roll !
A can of lemon Fanta would be fab too
Thanks !

Sesame toast please.

Amd extra crispy chilli beef.

Chicken satay as well

Are you having it delivered to your garden gate? Shall we form an orderly queue if we promise not to ring the doorbell?
I'll have what you're having, so. Sounds lovely.

Deep fried wontons with dipping sauce, Kung Po chicken with fried rice.

I'll order a big multipack of cans of lemon Fanta. We might still be thirsty later after the salty chips!

Make sure you get prawn crackers. Even if it comes with free prawn crackers, get extra.

Legend!

Mine's Singapore spicy noodles with some salt and pepper chips and curry sauce. Couple of spring rolls on the side please.

Ta!

Ooh!

Mini spring rolls
Yuk sung
Egg fried rice
Chicken and cashew nuts.

Please!

My Chinese takeaway has developed a range of lockdown specials which I haven't tried yet, so I'll have the lockdown ribs with chips please. (Apparently they're in a honey and tomato based sauce). I'd also like a big bottle of coke to wash it down with.

Ooh I’m in. Vegetables in black bean sauce and soft noodles for me.
With prawn crackers and salt and chilli chips.
Definitely get extra lemon Fanta. It goes so well with a Gordon’s Sicilian Lemon gin. I’ll bring that.

@GreyhoundG1rl

Are you having it delivered to your garden gate? Shall we form an orderly queue if we promise not to ring the doorbell? I'll have what you're having, so. Sounds lovely.

In this fantasy we are all eating together in my house, and we'll pile into the living room afterwards and catch up on line of duty.
No rule of 6 exists in my imagination

This thread is utterly weird.

@GravityFalls

Make sure you get prawn crackers. Even if it comes with free prawn crackers, get extra.

I hope they do come free, this is costing about £300 so far!

U should get a free bottle of wine too!

Shit for drinking but the reds worth keeping for cooking

Oh yes!!

A wonton soup, some crispy duck and pancakes and a bag of salted chilli chips! I won't manage it all but I'll share with the table!

Ooh yes please!

May I have crispy chilli beef with fried rice, a portion of bbq spare ribs and some king prawns please.

An ice cold beer to wash that all down too!

In your imaginary world, can we binge all of season 6?

Do we have to put it all in the middle and share or can we keep our own?

I'll have lemon chicken and chips please.

Chicken chow mien for me please, and some lemon chicken 😋

@IthinkIsawahairbrushbackthere

Do we have to put it all in the middle and share or can we keep our own?

I'll have lemon chicken and chips please.

Is this a lead up to a Smithy type rant about ordering our own meals

Chicken in satay sauce for me please and some plain noodles. I adore Chinese and might have to see if they are open tonight.

I'll have lemon chicken, too, please. Get some chips and I'll have a diet coke, ta 😋

Chicken and yellow bean sauce with fried rice, please. It’s my favourite dis from the Chinese takeaway, and nowhere near here does it.