I'm getting us all a Chinese for dinner...

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What do you fancy? I'm paying.

I'm having crispy beef with garlic and chilli, fried rice. Can of Coke. Maybe a spicy chicken spring roll (these come in portions of two so one of you can have the other if you like)

Should I order a portion of salt and chilli chips for the table?

Can I get char Sui pork and special chow mein?

I haven't watched any line of duty so hopefully can watch it from where it is.

Oh and if no one has bagsied your other spring roll, it's mine.

Prawn crackers, sesame prawn toast, duck pancakes, lemon chicken and more salt and chilli chips please

Lots of orders for lemon chicken. I've never tried it!

@RupertRupertTheBear

In your imaginary world, can we binge all of season 6?

Yes! Sounds great. I'm loving Kelly McDonald in this series.

You are missing out

Salt and chilli ribs please. Maybe a kung po chicken too. I take it we're all sharing dishes?

Sweet and sour king prawns please with bolied rice and a side of crispy seaweed.
Oh and mini veg spring rolls to share.

So kind of you!
I would like pork foo yung and fried noodles (could you ask for it without the spring onions though please!!)
I'd also love a couple of crispy vegetable spring rolls, prawn crackers and a caffeine-free pepsi, yum.

Really fancy a Chinese now.

I’d like Singapore chow mein, salt & pepper chicken, curry sauce and prawn crackers please!

Hot and sour soup and spring rolls - all for me

Then king prawn and ginger and special fried rice - happy to share that.

No wonder I need to go on a post lockdown diet

Salt and pepper chicken wings and chips please. Oh my gosh I'm dieting, I hate you 🤣

Thank you so much!
I'd like Szechuan duck with garlic stir fried tender stem broccoli and pak choi please

Sounds great, we have a good one at the top of our road, we love-

Chicken curry
Beef in black bean sauce
Cantonese crispy in sauce
Mussels in black bean S
Nice treat once a week or so, get a stack of cans too, you're made!

Vegetable chow me in (dry)
Vegetable spring rolls
Chips
And a big yes to the lemon fanta

Did you order any crispy duck yet? If not please do - in order to not let this denigrate into a Smithy rant - you better order a whole duck please.

I'll also share the singapore noodles, maybe some crispy beef and a saucey dish - chicken with cashew nuts or kung po chicken or chilli chicken - I'm easy!

Chips have no place on a chinese order.....so I'm happy to sit at the other end of the table. But I do want the pancakes, ho sin, cucumber and spring onions by me please.

Smithy argument 😂😂😂 that’s brilliant op.

I’ll have chicken curry, noodles, chips and I’ll have that spring roll going spare 🤤 can of DIET coke to wash all that down please 😂

I’ll have crispy chicken in spicy peking sauce with fried rice. Yum!

Chips have no place on a chinese order...Mumdiva

What the hell you been sniffing 😂😂😂

Lemon chicken is my order too, but be warned it’s the only Chinese dish that is crap the next day!

Chicken chow rib, in the other hand...

Happy to share some prawn toast if I can have a couple of duck pancakes in return.
Singapore noodles , bit of sweet and sour with rice and some chips , anyone come in on sharing those?
(Pre agreed sharing only)

Salt and pepper squid starter and a Duck in plum sauce main for me!

@TotheletterofthelawTHELETTER ... please can I go halves on your soft noodles if I give you some of my sauce for dipping of spring rolls?

Salt and pepper King prawns for me please, followed by bbq ribs and young chow friend rice. Better have a can of coke with that. Anyone want to share some banana fritters with me???

I think this is actually the cure I need for my sinus headache.

Chicken fried rice, chip and curry sauce for me

Pancake rolls
Crispy seaweed
Salt and pepper tofu
Singapore rice noodles
A tub of sweet and sour sauce.

Thank you muchly

Salt and chili squid and Singapore noodles!