My husband just sent me this house listing on Rightmove

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And I thought I should show it to all of you too! www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/104605277#/

@Juanbablo

Why so cheap? Something like that would be several million here.

Location, location, location. Lincolnshire is cheap.

I've seen worse...

FFS that's the same price as my 2 bed flat in London

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@Coffeepot72

But would you ever want to live in Scunthorpe??!!

Why not? Its a perfectly nice town. Where do you live now?

It’s a house of many personalities

Wow - and the price! You'd get a three bed house for that where I live.

It's lovely. I'd want to alter some things but most people do. However, bit big for me on my own :-).

For such a big house, the kitchen is tiny.

Lovely house but I’d want way more kitchen than that for 700k.

Right that’s it, I’m not far away, I’m taking the kids and a hidden camera and viewing it.

I’ll take lifejackets for them and if I never report back send help

@Coffeepot72

But would you ever want to live in Scunthorpe??!!

That is the main issue with this house

That's AMAZING for £700,000. You couldn't get a shed for that in London.

New property for the Radford family

Who would wanna live in SCUNTHORPE?

Such snobbery!

though I do recoil slightly that the name has the word CUNT in it.

Someone has definitely positioned that trampoline so you can jump onto it from the upper floor!

Where are all the windows?

@Hugexfilesfan

New property for the Radford family

Naughtyyyyyyyyyy.........

No one else picked up that the games/cinema/large lounge with balcony room is actually where the pool is?

So the trampoline actually sits atop a swimming pool or the pool table does at least?!

Very near water - potential damp/ingress issues.
It's a development opportunity.
What would the potential be if knocked down and 10 2 bed flats built or 6-8 3 bed homes. Would that be viable bearing in mind proximity to water?

I'd want and architect's report with specialist surveys and planning permission to touch it with a barge pole.

It looks like a Montessori nursery I like it though and wowww 17 bedrooms for 700k you might be lucky to get a two bed flat in London where I live lol.

17 bedrooms?! In my area (SE England) we'd get a 5 bed for that money!! I need to move to Scunthorpe...

My first thought was care home

ITs weird as some of it has been lavished with decoration and some of it frankly looks abandoned! The outside is weird for starters. Would do better for being divided down for extended family in several family units

It has so many toilets!

Scunthorpe isn't as bad as it's reputation but even so this isn't in Scunthorpe it's in a lovely village about 15 miles away. 5 minutes from motorway.
I don't live there but I know it.
Yes £700k, admittedly its all ott but it gives you an idea of what you can buy if you are not fixed on London.

It’s in an area at risk of flooding from the Trent