My husband just sent me this house listing on Rightmove

[AintNobodyHereButUsChickens]

And I thought I should show it to all of you too! www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/104605277#/

Floor plan!

It looks like a house my five year old would think is a dream come true.

It made me smile too. It looks like a lovely place for children.

Can you vacuum Astroturf?

@Sstrongtn

My kids would have a field day in there, I’d never catch the feral buggers.

It’s amazing and insane, but it’s Scunthorpe, hence cheap.

Would be a good investment for a HMO.

It does talk about wildlife in the grounds!

Make sure they wear life jackets at all times though, there’s a lot of water around that property.

It reminds me of a house from The Sims

No floorplan :( The floorplans are my favourite part.

Flood risk, 17 bedrooms, floodrisk, tiny kitchen, floodrisk , terrible decor, and did I mention flood risk
No thanks.

This house was originally built as the Tide Race Hotel and restaurant and was later used as a residential care/nursing home.

I really like it.

It would be awesome as a multi-generational home. Loads of space and plenty for the kids to do.

I also want a trampoline room

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Some of the decor is a bit 😬 especially the mounted bull’s mirrored head in the bathroom. But other than that I could definitely like it. The indoor trampoline & games room is fantastic (minus the chandeliers). I think I could even put up living near Scunthorpe for a big house like that 😂

Bizarre! Huge amount of space, though. I can't quite get over the trampoline in the hall! My main worry would be that it might flood.

Yes, the river and flooding. I can’t find my dh and dc in our 4 bed detached, fuck knows how I’d find them in that house.

Why is there an outside tap & a bucket in the pink & bull head bathroom?

There is nothing I hate more than white/grey marble bathrooms - it’s like a mausoleum.

It's a bit near that river.

Why is it so cheap?

I don't get why (not in that listing) there is a need to have a sofa in the kitchen and a dining room somewhere else. Or even worse, the entire bottom floor being hollowed out and it being one big kitchen, living, diner thing with bifold doors. What is that about? Less privacy for sure

As for that house I'm looking with partner and have seen some mad extremes in housing.

It's ghastly.

I've been past that house many a time with Scunthorpe running club. Its miles out of Scunny. More East Butterwick/Susworth way, which are lovely pretty villages.

The flooding can be awful though, we've had to turn back a few times when driving out to eat at the pub in Susworth due to the roads being closed.

All I saw were trampolines in a room with balconies above...

@Sansaplans

Why is it so cheap?

Location. Plus it looks very close to a river - flooding could be an issue.

I LOVE it!

That’s a lot of house for the money.