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A rightmove delight! Cast your eyes over this beauty!

279 replies

Arrowheart · 21/03/2021 16:13

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/76131330#

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TurquoiseDragon · 21/03/2021 17:19

Looking at the floor plan, it's like several self contained flats inside one building. If I had it, I'd rip excess kitchens out, and knock walls down to make several decent bedrooms with ensuite bathrooms. It's actually a crap house for the money.

starfishmummy · 21/03/2021 17:19

@2bazookas

Nah, I could never live in a house with only ten toilets.
And 3 kitchens or was it 4
Arrowheart · 21/03/2021 17:19

The owner looks exactly as expected 😀

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Wondermule · 21/03/2021 17:20

@toomanyplants

Ha, I love it. I'd happily see out my days swanning about this place in a marabou trimmed housecoat. Fabulous.
Creeping out posties, plumbers and gardeners as you go!
Arrowheart · 21/03/2021 17:20

@Whatamesssss

This house has been up for sale before, another MNer linked with a similar wtf is this thread.

Alas, it still hasn't sold.

Sorry, I didn't know it had been on here before. I just saw it and thought it was too good not to share.
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LyingWitchInTheWardrobe · 21/03/2021 17:22

I think it's a lovely property. Who would move into any house and keep the decor from the previous owner anyway?

Some of the comments are really sneery, as usual. I hope the owner of the house doesn't stumble on this thread.

Whatamesssss · 21/03/2021 17:22

I think it was a while ago.

emptyraspberry · 21/03/2021 17:23

It would look great if it was empty.

Wondermule · 21/03/2021 17:23

@LyingWitchInTheWardrobe

I think it's a lovely property. Who would move into any house and keep the decor from the previous owner anyway?

Some of the comments are really sneery, as usual. I hope the owner of the house doesn't stumble on this thread.

Given the owner of the house appears to have a mannequin fetish, I’m not going to lose sleep over their opinion of me...
Rememberallball · 21/03/2021 17:24

@Librarybooksandacoconut

If you look on the floor plan, there is ‘housekeeper’s accommodation’ which is effectively a corridor created out of a corner of the garage. I think that’s quite telling as to what the owners are like.
Plus the ‘bedroom’ into the housekeepers quarters which is little more thank a passageway through to the utility area and would barely fit a single bed in it 😱
rc22 · 21/03/2021 17:24

Strip all that bizarre stuff out and it has the potential to be lovely!!

MistressoftheDarkSide · 21/03/2021 17:24

I wish there was more harmless eccentricity in the world....... wistful.......

Letsallscreamatthesistene · 21/03/2021 17:24

@Mn753

They're sex people Lynne
😂
Ariela · 21/03/2021 17:25

10 toilets, nope, won't be cleaning all those.

Chickychickydodah · 21/03/2021 17:26

Stuff of nightmares . Wtaf were they thinking ? 🤣🤢🤮

SpiderinaWingMirror · 21/03/2021 17:26

Just goes to show, money can't buy taste!

alreadytaken · 21/03/2021 17:26

Are they his sex dolls on show? I think they've changed the pictures on the website a bit but honestly he needs a clear out if he wants to sell.

Wondermule · 21/03/2021 17:29

Decor that isn’t to the buyers taste isn’t an issue, but creating a genuinely creepy atmosphere is. They won’t walk around it feeling good if they think they’re being watched by a mannequin, they’ll leave very spooked and with a weird feeling.

Lampzade · 21/03/2021 17:31

@Arrowheart

The skeleton is probably the estate agent waiting for it to sell.
Now this made me laugh. I just spit out my coffee
bluebellscorner · 21/03/2021 17:35

@Arrowheart

The skeleton is probably the estate agent waiting for it to sell.
Grin made my day!
Allgirlskidsanddogs · 21/03/2021 17:35

Plenty of style but no taste.

VerbenaGirl · 21/03/2021 17:37

Fabulous!

Holothane · 21/03/2021 17:37

I’d declutter the lot out decorate the rooms would be a nice home then.

pointythings · 21/03/2021 17:38

I've never seen a house with its own Weeping Angels before.

disappear · 21/03/2021 17:38

[quote AngusThermopyle]@user1471530109
That's a classic painting (copy I should think ) by the English artist John Collier, it's'Lady Godiva' [/quote]
She’s a long way from home.