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A rightmove delight! Cast your eyes over this beauty!

279 replies

Arrowheart · 21/03/2021 16:13

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/76131330#

OP posts:
toomanyplants · 21/03/2021 16:53

Ha, I love it.
I'd happily see out my days swanning about this place in a marabou trimmed housecoat.
Fabulous.

Matrottinetteelectrique · 21/03/2021 16:55

To quote Dolly Parton “it takes a lot of money to look this cheap” Grin

Nannewnannew · 21/03/2021 16:55

So Del Boy managed to move out of Peckham!!

Unsure33 · 21/03/2021 16:55

Carol baskin would love it

applesandpears33 · 21/03/2021 16:56

It could be lovely once the owners have moved all their stuff out. I don't usually say this, but that house would look a lot better if it were empty.

Flaunch · 21/03/2021 16:57

It has no redeeming features at all 🤮

Thewiseoneincognito · 21/03/2021 16:58

It’s VERY Leeds. I bet the owner wears Vivienne Westwood. Definitely swingers or Grindr party people. Maybe hairdressers? 😉

Bananabuddy3 · 21/03/2021 16:58

That dining table would make me feel like I’m reenacting a medieval banquet....

Unsure33 · 21/03/2021 16:59

Very 80s

Surely antiques dealer or something ?

GrandDuchessRomanov · 21/03/2021 16:59

Reminds me of “behind the candelabra”. Perhaps they are Liberace fans?

Mrsmadevans · 21/03/2021 16:59

Someone has more money than taste Grin

sueelleker · 21/03/2021 17:01

@Judashascomeintosomemoney

I mean, why? And those things in the bathroom. I’d be scared to lay back for a soak and close my eyes in case, when I opened them, they’d moved closer......
Weeping Angels? The house is lovely though, without the accessories.What on earth is that round cubicle thing in picture 16?
Palaver1 · 21/03/2021 17:01

And who lives in a house like this..

Really would love to know

VettiyaIruken · 21/03/2021 17:02

Wow.
Underneath the furniture that taste forgot, it's a nice house though.

Tisforptarmigan · 21/03/2021 17:02

If Liberace did interior design 😄
A lot of the ornaments look like something from an amusement shop window - three wins on bingo.

BehindMyEyes · 21/03/2021 17:03

The animal print chair positioned to watch the bed action ! 😂

Tubs11 · 21/03/2021 17:03

mannequins make good companions in lockdown!

missmeg3leg · 21/03/2021 17:03

My first reaction was is that Lady Di pulling pints in the bar! 🙂

Matrottinetteelectrique · 21/03/2021 17:03

Is that cubicle thing a standing UV thingy?

DavidsSchitt · 21/03/2021 17:04

Piss stains round the toilet 🤢 definitely a mans house.

Tisforptarmigan · 21/03/2021 17:04

Just noticed it's got a 'plant room'. Wtf. 😂

Matrottinetteelectrique · 21/03/2021 17:04

This is what Bet Lynch would have spent her lotto winnings on!

PferdeMerde · 21/03/2021 17:05

Is the skeleton with the wig the ACTUAL Liberace? I can imagine the owners of the house digging him up.

Aquamarine1029 · 21/03/2021 17:05

I think I'd have a mental breakdown staying in that house. It's one of the gaudiest things I've ever seen.

Whatwouldscullydo · 21/03/2021 17:06

Its definitely a MNetters house.

They have clearly scrolled through every property porn pisstake thread and decorated using all the ideas from it.

Good work Grin