A rightmove delight! Cast your eyes over this beauty!

[Arrowheart]

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/76131330#

Fuck me! The WAG version of Norman Bates!

Oh my word, white carpet in the bathroom complete with staining around the toilet 🤮

Over 5000 sq ft and the estate agent still feels the need to describe the place as "deceptively spacious".

@Librarybooksandacoconut

If you look on the floor plan, there is ‘housekeeper’s accommodation’ which is effectively a corridor created out of a corner of the garage. I think that’s quite telling as to what the owners are like.

It's actually the utility room isn't it!! I thought that was just a rude description. Look at the size of it. 5ft across. Then the 'bedroom 7' off of it is actually a cupboard with no windows. Definitely says a lot about either the owners or the EA.

@user1471530109
That's a classic painting (copy I should think ) by the English artist John Collier, it's'Lady Godiva'

Loads of reception rooms etc but really small and closed off kitchen in comparison. You can tell the housekeeper will be doing the cooking not the owners!

That house screams sex parties.

@FenceSplinters

That house screams sex parties.

Or a single man.

Ditto @Librarybooksandacoconut
It reminds me of a home my bil had in the Far East, where the maid's accommodation was the utility room with a pull down bed. Horrible attitude to staff.

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this house before on TV and it was something to do with swingers parties.

@FenceSplinters

That house screams sex parties.

Oh x post

Even with all the tacky shite removed it’s just a very dull “executive home”. £1.6m seems a reach, is that an expensive area?

Brilliant find. I was brought up in Alwoodley, Leeds. Lots of 'footballer wife chic' round that way! What a corker!

Never mind the decor-it's an awful layout!

I love this house....clearly I'm old fashioned though! I'd remove all the statues and I'm not interested in having a bar nor a sauna, the rest of it is fabulous. However, I'd want it in the middle of countryside, not even on the edge of town....

What the Jeff have I just seen.

Why do I get the feeling it must be on the market because the owner died in a bizarre sex ritual? Agree about the figures in the bathroom creeping closer!

Is anything living in this house? What's with the dart board/shower combo?

@Arrowheart

The skeleton is probably the estate agent waiting for it to sell.

Speechless.

Mon dieu !

🤢

@Iloveacurry

Looks quite nice from the outside. But honestly, absolutely awful inside. Some people really have no taste!

I think the opposite - the interior is so utterly mad that it's kind of wonderful, whereas the outside is an eye-wateringly naff pastiche of styles, badly executed.

@BalladOfBarryAndFreda

Even with all the tacky shite removed it’s just a very dull “executive home”. £1.6m seems a reach, is that an expensive area?

Millionaires Row of Leeds. There’s a lot of ... interesting taste on display when you drive along there.

So many kitchen areas. It's a bit confusing!