How many chocolate bars would you eat if they didn't make you fat?

[MeltedCioccolato]

(or rot your teeth or anything else negative)

I could get through twenty a day no problem. I don't have issues with getting full or feeling queasy like some people - I'm more your bottomless-pit type of gal. Those people who say they can't manage a whole creme egg without feeling sick are like aliens to me - I'd need to be well into double figures before that happened.

All of them. All the bars.

Fucking loads

A shop full

In the same as you. Maybe not twenty, but definitely ten. More if they were all different types.

None, but I would eat all the crisps!

Not that many because I don't have much of a sweet tooth. Crisps on the other hand...

I eat dark chocolate and it’s really hard to overeat it. If I could have more than a few squares without feeling queasy I’d easily eat a couple of bars of Lindt 90% a day

@NuniaBeeswax

Not that many because I don't have much of a sweet tooth. Crisps on the other hand...

Ha, kindred spirit cross post!

Realistically, average size bar, probably about 80 a day

Tons! I would eat nothing but chocolate!

I think I could just keep going. I too would not suffer fullness or queasy ickness. Unfortunately in real life the very mention of chocolate sees me gaining fifty stone so I’ve not had any in ages

Yes I think variety is key here although I think I would ever tire of Ripples.....

I would bathe in the stuff

How big are these bars......?

Standard twix size is what I imagined

I'm not thin, but mine's made up of savoury foods. Over the build up to christmas I get to a point of having a daily sweet. By this stage post christmas I am naturally having a sweet thing only a few times a week. By summer it'll be gone. However, I could eat ALL of the world's fried fish or chicken in any one sitting send come back for more.

Probably about 4 or 5 a day.(with a few other carbs food items) no huge salad here!

@Lumene

All of them. All the bars.

Very much what Lumene said. All of em

I quite picky about chocolate though - absolutely no milky ways, mars,snickers or any mint choc!
I dont mind bounty (but not too often)

My first day would go as follows:-

Ripple, ripple, ripple, twirl, twirl, creme egg, fruit and nut (standard), aero, wispa, dairy crunch, flake, kit kat with some sort of special filling like salted caramel, a few Thornton's alpini, Reese's peanut butter cups and a galaxy and some lindt bunnies or kittens :)

Bars I definitely wouldn't choose are the ones @Exhausteddog said plus I also would reject Yorkies, Ritter Sport and Crunchies.

None, but crisps and cheese are a different story.

Your missing Lindt balls off that list. I would install a ball pit full of the velvety spheres of heaven that had a permanent chute / feed like the coal cellars of The Past so it would never be empty.

@MeltedCioccolato
Ill swap you ritter sport(selected varieties)for creme eggs!

About 15.

I'm going to try to give up chocolate for lent. It's unlikely to last...