How many chocolate bars would you eat if they didn't make you fat?

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(or rot your teeth or anything else negative)

I could get through twenty a day no problem. I don't have issues with getting full or feeling queasy like some people - I'm more your bottomless-pit type of gal. Those people who say they can't manage a whole creme egg without feeling sick are like aliens to me - I'd need to be well into double figures before that happened.

Maybe half a bounty at best. Too sweet and sickly.

About 3 in one session then I would get a sugar rush headache. I could do 3 bars about 4 times a day though no fear!

100 packets of crisps! Currently on a low carb diet and haven’t had any since Christmas!

Feck me, this is like some sort of pro-anna thread but for binge eaters.

Two years of working with bulimic teenagers left me quite traumatised, thanks for rekindling it

I feel full easily though, so can't get through more than 3 mini ones at a time without feeling stuffed. But as long as I know I can have them whenever and I'll be fine, that's all I'll have as food whenever I'm hungry.

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This might last a weekend if I could afford it and calories weren't an issue. I wish I were exaggerating but I'm not.

A 100g bar of 85-100% dark chocolate a day.

Only 1 chocolate bar for me before I start feeling queasy. But I could eat (literally) a shed load of salted peanuts in one go.

I could eat a massive bar of 90% dark chocolate no problem. I've just eaten a 110g big bar of galaxy about half an hour ago. I'm fat.

If you were told about how much deforestation was going on to plant cocoa beans and that the beans are harvested by child labour how many bars a day would you eat?

I reckon 4-6 normal sized bars a day. I love it!!

1. I only eat them to get fat.

Jk, I'd eat a warehouse. Which is why I resemble a warehouse 😭

Whoever said it's hard to overeat dark chocolate, I'm afraid it isn't hard enough - I already know I can more than happily demolish 100g/day of dark (70% cocoa) chocolate, as my (substantial) waistline demonstrate, but I try to eat a just a couple of squares. If weight/health etc. were no limit, I think I'd alternate between chocolate and strawberries, with the odd raspberry thrown in. And if we're allowed (chocolate) cake too, then I'd be really happy!

15-20, easy. Plus several multi packs of crisps and a couple of boxes of Jaffa cakes.

About 10 a day I reckon!

I could eat a LOT of mini eggs or Sainsbury’s taste the difference cookies. Or crisps.

But in real life I’ve probably gained a couple of pounds just by reading this thread 🤣

Well, I'd just eat one Cadburys Button

Meh, chocolate I can take or leave...

Crisps as mentioned? Defo! But even more so - CHEESE! I would eat ALL the cheese! I have to restrict myself I could easily eat quite a lot in one go and I genuinely have to pull myself back. I've had days where I've had cheese all 3 meals and been like "oops" at the end of the day.

Plus it's bloody hard to get hold of decent chocolate these days without spending a fortune!

If I could eat a shit load of chocolate without consequences then I would have pressed "Checkout" on the Hotel Chocolat website 2 weeks ago during their sale instead of just filling my basket with EVERYTHING then realising that if I bought it, I would have to eat it. So I closed the page and came on here instead.

But at least I am in good shape (round is a shape, right?!)

A gazillion.

Per day.

The problem is I love so many foods. So I could easily eat several chocolate bars, but I'd want room for some savoury stuff too. If my only problem was getting full, I still think I could manage a dozen or so chocolate bars in a day (spread over 3 - 4 sittings) and have room for plenty of cheese, pasta, toast with speculoos, fried mushrooms etc.

1 at the most - I'm not a big chocolate fan (or anything sweet) so 1 is my limit

If Kraft/Mondelez hadn't bought Cadbury's and turned it into waxy plasticine, I might have been tempted to eat two a day.
Instead I eat a couple of squares of Lindt dark chocolate sometimes.

Loads. All day long.

Call me username but I don’t get chocolate. I like it but I could get through the year and not have any. Crisps on the other hand...