I need cheered Up! Please post your weird or just wonderful property porn within 5 miles of you. Thanks.

[ketosavedmylife]

Here's mine. Not weird but certainly wonderful. The panelled room is my fave.

@Bearlyclearly
Typical bland new house in footballer territory but so many photos of the lift
Haha! My son fitted that lift! He said the house is absolutely soul less and a bit like a ward in a private hospital it’s so clinical and stark.

This is worth spending £20mill on just so you can slide down the bannister!
www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-100691213.html

@Covidcorvid

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/96457724#/

Converted railway station. Certainly unique, not sure about the layout!

Layout is odd but love the platform. The fact that it has a long canopy is a big plus to me. I can put my washing out and not worry about rain .

The nearest non-commercial and be - The Solent, Portsmouth
www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-81841309.html anyone for a fort??

@ketosavedmylife I was going to post Auchenbowie House - you must be near me!

Or a church conversion in Chelsea. Thisisthe most expensive property I've found on Zoopla ever, at £15m. www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/55719162?utm_source=v1:5bWFDybfWx7C7AGpeagt7mP3PgcqjuqJ&utm_medium=api

[quote JellyMouldJnr]I quite fancy this one: www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/72927120#/[/quote]
It's...minimalist and industrial. I like the kitchen because it has drawers not cupboards (hate cupboards). However, I don't have enough shoes for that walking in shoe cupboard .

Not weird or wonderful, but this is my ideal house and sadly we aren’t in a position at the moment to sell ours. I’m hoping it will still be on the market in a year’s time, but very much doubt it!

If anyone looking owns it then you can hold it for me, right?!

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/98784821#/

A local one for you with a dance floor and a haha

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-96952088.html

[quote ReachedTheEndofCake]@RavenT - OP did ask for property porn

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/86234557#/
This is a completely different property from others offered so far[/quote]
Wow! That huge indoor open space! I quite like some aspects of it but when I was first looking at the pictures "Wetherspoons" came into my mind .

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/83470097#/

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/98387513#/

Apparently Greg Davies of MN lusty dream fame is a neighbour...

[quote MaelyssQ]This is mine, if anyone can gift me a bit over a million quid. I like the idea of being a lighthouse keeper.

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/28813890#/[/quote]
Oooh, I like this one very much - no curtains at the windows because no one is going to be looking in.

I’ve had my eye on this house for a while. It’s obviously been staged to sell as it was a business premises previously and has just been extensively refurbished.
It’s not weird or especially large or anything out of the ordinary but I love this style of house. It’s on a very busy town centre road though.
www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/72157425#/media?id=media1

This is near to me. Love it!

Yoxford, Saxmundham, Suffolk, IP17
www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-96017162.html

@IggyAce

Statement staircase here

That staircase is incredible

I present to you a gothic folly. I’m the arse end of nowhere but that sort of appeals to be honest....

Little Walden Road, Saffron Walden
www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-102300296.html

The Ghost house is awful. Proving once again money can’t buy taste.

If you like castles, this one is near my brother. Sadly he doesn’t appear to be making any moves to but it.

search.savills.com/property-detail/gbedrseds140101

Buy it even! Sorry, sausage fingers!

@TiddyTid wow! I love that

@PhillipPhillop

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/97226240#/

This was marketed at 10 - 12 million about 10 years ago so an absolute snip at 6! Very period drama like so not for me. Don't know if Billy Smart (of circus fame) still lives there or whether he managed to sell it on a decade ago.

I grew up very near there, haven’t been back for about 25 years though. Our house was, er, slightly less grand!

[quote Pizzafortwo]Also on the water theme, the pool is massive:

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/79808824#/[/quote]
The pool is the only half decent thing about that house 😣

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/78632353

Worth it for the views alone!

Goodness, the price of that Abersoch one is obscene - it looks like a mobile home.