I need cheered Up! Please post your weird or just wonderful property porn within 5 miles of you. Thanks.

[ketosavedmylife]

Here's mine. Not weird but certainly wonderful. The panelled room is my fave.

@RavenT

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/90513086#/

Very nice but pic 5 wtf?!!

Ah, it's art, init?

[quote MrsPernicious]Painfully fashionable www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/88401424#/[/quote]
I don't like the dead animal skins on the floors and walls and those creepy kids on the stairs and as for the bedroom walls, fashionable or not, it looks unfinished! BUT they do have the same wrought iron garden table and chairs that I have so impeccable taste there

Lastly, god the marble. One if you like horses.

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/85702096#/

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/74589288#/
Bosham Harbour. I want this. But the kitchen is hideous.....needs ripped out and replaced with something less practical.

[quote Pizzafortwo]Also on the water theme, the pool is massive:

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/79808824#/[/quote]
Isn't that Ed Sheeran's house?

As I was looking at The Ghost House, I immediately thought of Grand Designs also.

MaelyssQ love the way they have decorated.

Yes @MrsPernicious that Frome house is painfully fashionable. Just waiting for your chum Mariella to drop in for some green tea before you go for cocktails at Babington.

The horror!

I would quite like this in north Norfolk as a holiday house - it's near a fabulous pub

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/77254227#/

Best thread in ages!

@unbotheredbutbewildered

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/71895949#/ - weird and wonderful and new.

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/84947987#/ - weird and wonderful and old.

Both nice in their own way!

Oh I love the lilac kitchen in the first one.

[quote ReachedTheEndofCake]@RavenT - OP did ask for property porn

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/86234557#/
This is a completely different property from others offered so far[/quote]
I honestly don't know what to make of this house. I can't work out where it starts or finishes

This was a grand designs house

Everything about the Ghost House is like a horror film, ugh....

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-77298463.html the room to furniture ratio is a bit skewed in this Newport one.

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/97155617#/
I love an oast house but I'm sure they're expensive to furnish!

Statement staircase here

@Literallynoidea

Yes *@MrsPernicious* that Frome house is painfully fashionable. Just waiting for your chum Mariella to drop in for some green tea before you go for cocktails at Babington.

The horror!

It's also a nightmare to get in and out of the parking area as it is right on the main road.

I love this style of house...
(It's not near me anymore 😕)

www.green-acres.fr/en/properties/74707a-0469eas.htm

Notting Hill Gate,anyone? www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/56714905?utm_source=v1:5bWFDybfWx7C7AGpeagt7mP3PgcqjuqJ&utm_medium=api

Great neighbours 🤣

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/77041036

I love property porn! I have a favourites file saved for when I win Euromillions and I actually get a pang of loss when one of my houses gets sold!!
This is my current dream house. Only 3 bedrooms but we could manage, I think.
www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/77373156#/

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/64970682?utm_campaign=property-details&utm_content=buying&utm_medium=sharing&utm_source=copytoclipboard

These two are certainly unique in Monmouthshire:
www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-88656163.html weirdly converted chapel!
And this one comes with its own castle turret www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-82040195.html

You can be the 20th generation to live in this. It even has box beds!

@Bearlyclearly

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/46078161#/

Typical bland new house in footballer territory but so many photos of the lift

It might look better with some furniture but, yes, bland.