Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 5

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Previous question: When will bearlyactive start a new thread?

My answer: Give it a few weeks. Or months. Maybe she'll wait until NYE 2022 actually.

My question: Why are you people so impatient?

Burger sauce.

Do you like green eggs and ham?

Only when wearing a very tall hat.

How do you make your eggs green?

Let them mouldy

How can I move Lego Hogwarts?

In a curry, if you’re in a hurry.

What’s the most useful skill you’ve ever learned?

With magic
How many Easter eggs shall i buy ?

101 Dalmatians

If you could start a country from scratch, what would it be like?

The Faraway Tree

What does Timmy think of Julian, Dick, Anne & George?

He wants to know why they have yet to adopt him a pet badger

What shall I do this evening? Reading, Lego or Sewing

Everything is nothing. Nothing is everything.

Where do you get your news?

I heard it on the grapevine

Do I have to get up now?

No, just cancel all your plans, you'll be fine.

What were you doing one year ago today?

Partying like it was 1999
What will we be doing one year from today ?

Hiding in my house

What is the question

The question is why
Who will ask the question?

That is the answer

Who put the colours in the rainbow?

Farrow and ball.

Do they drive on the Right or Wrong side in Europe?

Bungle.

Why is my parcel late?

Brexit

Which way is the train station?

Upside down.

Why is it Airport not Airplane station?

Go north, second on the left.

How do birds appear every time you are near?

LTB

What religion has the happiest followers?

No religion and all religions
What kind of name is Hamble ?

One that's perfect for a hamster.

Is Katie Hopkins an idiot for bitching about "geographical location" names when her own child is called India?

No she's a perfectly lovely and reasonable human being
Whose your hero?