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Lodger has a ONS in his room

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EachandEveryone · 31/01/2021 06:21

And normally it wouldn’t bother me but he’s already bubbled with his TA at work. I knew something was a miss when I got up at 530 for work and one of the stray cats from out side was asleep on my kitchen chair! Normally he’s so good he lets me know if someone’s staying and he hasn’t had anyone over since this lockdown. Should I say anything I can hear them having a good time or should I just turn the radio up and get ready for work?😃

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Maireas · 31/01/2021 09:44

Who is that person? (apart from your lodger)

MusicWithRocksIn1t · 31/01/2021 09:44

If she's a prostitute as PP suggested, perhaps the cat is her pimp?

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EachandEveryone · 31/01/2021 09:44

He’s the hit one from Greys Anatomy which no one watches anymore

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Maireas · 31/01/2021 09:45

Ah. He's cute.

borntohula · 31/01/2021 09:46

Where has he been able to meet a ONS? Confused

Walkingthedog46 · 31/01/2021 09:47

OMG. This is the best start to my day ever! Have never laughed so much. You lot are hilarious!!!!! This really should be in Classics.

wtfisgoingonhere21 · 31/01/2021 09:47

If I had a lodger that looked like him I wouldn't cope op Wink

Maireas · 31/01/2021 09:48

@borntohula - the cat introduced them

RaininSummer · 31/01/2021 09:53

OP. It sounds like he is quite a new lodger if you have only recently discussed deposits. I think you need an urgent discussion about visitors, both generally and in Covid times. I usually tell my lodger that I am fine with their regular partner staying occasionally but not fine with randoms being in my home overnight.

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EachandEveryone · 31/01/2021 09:54

He’s only about 26 and yes he is very lovely and has a great singing voice.

Oh god I’ve just remembered all the amazon parcels this week.....

I was getting in the shower and he said I have a gift for us all, would you mind if I wired this up in the bathroom? He told me it was so I could listen to the radio or my books in the bath......

And also, a back scratcher came with it

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BigTallyWacker · 31/01/2021 09:55

@borntohula

Where has he been able to meet a ONS? Confused
Cuba.
littleloopylou · 31/01/2021 09:55

I don't think she meant a monetary 'deposit'?

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EachandEveryone · 31/01/2021 09:56

@RaininSummer

OP. It sounds like he is quite a new lodger if you have only recently discussed deposits. I think you need an urgent discussion about visitors, both generally and in Covid times. I usually tell my lodger that I am fine with their regular partner staying occasionally but not fine with randoms being in my home overnight.
No my friend is looking at getting a donor so we I asked him in jest as he’s so good looking and brainy. Bless him I think he thought about it for a second 😃
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LizFlowers · 31/01/2021 09:57

@EachandEveryone

He’s the hit one from Greys Anatomy which no one watches anymore
Does the bubble wrap 'pop' when the Territorial Army is around?
Therealjudgejudy · 31/01/2021 10:02

This thread is giving me life..Grin

idloveapie · 31/01/2021 10:03

Hi, OP please could you tell me the website where you get these lodgers? I would like one that looks just like that.

Needs to be within a reasonable distance of Manchester.

Regards,

Pieless

anguauberwaldironfoundersson · 31/01/2021 10:03

@EachandEveryone

My lodger is not in the TAs although he does have plenty of time on his hands maybe I should suggest it?

I have enclosed a photo of who my lodger is the double of. I told him that last week when I asked if he wanted to give a deposit, this was only said in jest btw so don’t get excited

OP have you room for another lodger? Asking for a friend...
LittleBearPad · 31/01/2021 10:04

🤣

margoyuwer · 31/01/2021 10:04

@EachandEveryone

He’s only about 26 and yes he is very lovely and has a great singing voice.

Oh god I’ve just remembered all the amazon parcels this week.....

I was getting in the shower and he said I have a gift for us all, would you mind if I wired this up in the bathroom? He told me it was so I could listen to the radio or my books in the bath......

And also, a back scratcher came with it

have you checked the device is not a spy camera?
Biscoffaddict · 31/01/2021 10:06

Are you always so fucking rude OP? Lots of people asked for clarity as to what TA meant, which you continually ignored. Maybe if you’d have explained it more clearly in your OP or answered the first couple of posters who asked then we wouldn’t have kept on asking?

Why are you so bothered about a ONS anyway? Are you sure your not just jealous because you want to shag him yourself?🙄

JiminyLeeCricket · 31/01/2021 10:07

Oh god it's all kicking off

Regularsizedrudy · 31/01/2021 10:08

Sooo this is all bullshit

TooTrueToBeGood · 31/01/2021 10:09

I told him that last week when I asked if he wanted to give a deposit, this was only said in jest btw so don’t get excited

Well it seems he's taken you at your word. It sounds like he gave a deposit last night, unless he was indeed shagging the Territorial Army in which case it would likely have been a blank firing exercise.

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FrippEnos · 31/01/2021 10:10

but did the cat in the kitchen have a cradle and was there a silver spoon?

and have we heard from little boy blue?
Or the man in the moon?

What is there take on this?