Right storyline predictions (of course they will all be totally tone death and jarring)
@Hangingover Yes defos big's secret lovechild.
I see it happening like this:
Boom - first episode - Samantha moved to Miami and died after a crocodile bit her in the cooch.
Carrie, Miranda and Charlotte wear couture at the funeral.
Post wake margaritas they reminisce about the single life. Ch&M tell Carrie how jealous they are of her having no kids, writing for Vogue and being the most stylish woman in Manhattan.
Feeling blessed Carrie gets back to her mega apartment with big. As she ditzily unpacks and tells him about how everyone in Florida has fake tits, he interrupts.
Carrie, we need to talk. He closes a door and Natasha is standing there, eyebrow raised. Guess what? Big Jr - or not-so-big as Carrie will call him - is in tow.
Carrie will agonise over the stroppy teenage son. She'll probs fall out with Ch and M at some point over it. But no doubt she'll discover that he is gay and being the one dimensional show it is he is also fabulous.
Oh also to keep it topical - Miranda will have her own law firm and that someone will come in accusing Harry of sexual harassment (the show will handle #metoo v badly)
Carrie will don a Dior facemask and will come up against anti maskers. At some point she will ask "I couldn't help but wonder... Aren't we all just wearing a mask?"
Jesus I need to get a life, don't I?