What is the last thing you said?

[Lockdowner35]

"I know we are"

Go to sleep

‘No Alexa at this time of night please, or I’ll take it out of your room!’

Seems like a pretty good school actually

JonBenet Ramsey

I love you my angel. You are so beautiful. (To my dog)

Have you found that bit of poo off ya ddogs bum yet?

Goodnight

They don't even all die with Nit treatment, you can't just drown them in the bath!

It's better than nothing I suppose

It still hasn't solved my WhatsApp problem.

I'm doing enough farts as it is

I love you puss

Did you mean to hang this somewhere else?

Home and Away being back on the telly is my silver lining

Are you ok love?

You know Hitler died in his bunker don't you?

Goodnight, I will be up shortly

‘Get me to a library.’

Snuggle up to me bobble (to toddler DS)

I love Spike.

Just stay here, then.

Thank you for cleaning my elbows!

"Will you just be quiet?"

No

Cry it all out love. There's no shame in that. I think you need to release the pressure.