What is the last thing you said?

[Lockdowner35]

"I know we are"

Put the kettle on.

Yeah, it's his go

Teeth...

He's right here (re the cat)

Is she OK?

Answer : Yes

Please no more.

Night night baby dog, be a good boy, love you, see you in the morning.

(And yes, of course he understands)

Update: He's leaving tomorrow.

Snuggly buggly

' I prefer the usual method, at least it doesn't go everywhere. I can't believe you flicked it on the floor ' 😳

“Hey puss cat, gorgeous girl”

“Stop talking NOW or il come and switch it off”

I’m watching ‘bottom’ and laughing my head off!!! I have consumed alcohol...just done 7 nigh shifts in a row 😂😬

And to you

Hello darling (to our dog)

I've been begging him but alas no luck.

"She a christian lady"

Turn over my lovely, you can’t sleep on your bad hip or it will plague you tomorrow. Wake me up if you need a cushion for your knees.

We’re 30

@Clevererthanyou

Turn over my lovely, you can’t sleep on your bad hip or it will plague you tomorrow. Wake me up if you need a cushion for your knees.

We’re 30

😂

@PapsofJura

Thank fuck we don’t live in Dorset.

I hope they find that snake

"stop it you two, right now"

To my cats 🤦🏻‍♀️

"May as well chill, got nothing better to do!"

But how? How did you paper cut your big toe?

The first hour of 'home school' is not going well.

'I'll come down and check on you in a bit'

It's sold out