What is the last thing you said?

[Lockdowner35]

"I know we are"

If Micheal from virgin wines rings about the basket don't pay more than £15 a bottle....I mean £12, fuck I don't know they average at lots of £ a bottle..... just buy the basket

I'll get you a hazmat suit, don't worry

This is better, no adverts!

The hall smells nice doesn't it

Are you warm enough?

"Well done my love, that was a good burp"

(She's 12 weeks...)

"Bye bye, love to you both." (On phone to parents)

"There's no way in hell Nora Quoirin climbed out of that window and got so far from the house without injuring herself. Just no way."

‘I’m so angry’

I mean it, NO technology in the morning

Can you please put some toilet cleaner in the loo before you come to bed

Oh you shitty shitter. (after bumping into the bathroom door and spilling half my cup of coffee down my jumper)

Get into bed and stop being a dick

To the dog

We're so lucky we never had to do that

You’re right in the middle of the bed!

Argh, Maggie, that's my spot!

(Maggie is a dog.)

‘Ooh risky business that’

Night night wee puppy.

Night darling

You're not coming to bed if you carry on farting like that

OK, just 1 more bottle!

All those testing kits sent out to schools.

Yeah, I guess we just have to hope..

You really shouldn't force farts out you know (to DH)