What is the last thing you said?

[Lockdowner35]

"I know we are"

You are always in the bloody toilet.

Fucks sake cat, why do hate me?

Goodnight love you

*you

Fuck off, you screamy cunt and shag somewhere else!! (Just been woken up by loud foxes 🤬)

I’ve not managed to get all of the spider’s web

"Have you pooed?"

Look at this Boris meme

Night night stinky pig dog. (To the dog in case of any doubt).

Fuck this shit because I can't find the new box of tampons I bought and I have no alternative. I really cba going out now

Will you stop farting it stinks in here!!

Please get me a glass of milk darling

I'm just having this cup of tea and I'll be up.

Goodnight love you

To Dd

Just fucking work!!!

Although I didn't say it exactly, I yelled it at my computer who managed to respond magnificently to tonight's crisis by switching itself off and refusing to work

Is sugar considered dangerous?

Too late. I fucked it up earlier.

Fucking fuck.

(Work related not sexy time sadly)

NIght.

Beat it, just beat it.

Pass me those Pringles

It's negative.

Not her gall bladder then

mental health, in response to DH saying why the hell are garden centres essential

It’s not barky bollocks time it’s sleep time (to my knobhead springer). Before that, night Dude.