There is a poster on the panic thread saying that a relative works on a covid ward where there are 168 patients and a good majority are on ventilation. Would any one hospital have that many ventilated beds? Excuse my ignorance.
168 beds on one ward sounds a stretch. Where are they putting them, in cupboards? Shh, don't give them ideas!
But you say it's a wind-up.
I do like the phrase "the panic thread" 
@Aztectrousers
I can’t bring myself to watch the news any more so I will rely on this thread to keep me up to date with things. Anything happening today?
Well, it's cold, some people stayed in, some people went out, some people got upset about people going out, schools may be shutting even though they haven't opened yet, or schools may be opening, we're not sure, the nation may be locking down, or it may be staying the same. It's anyone's guess, really.
In a nutshell, it's pr