New strain. New strain? How... convenient.
I'm feeling under some new fucking strain, I can tell you that for nothing.
London here, so about to be Tier 3.
All roads just lead to more lockdown, don't they?
Cases going down -- ahh right, it must be because lockdown is so gosh-darn spiffy, so have some more lockdown.
Cases going up ahh right, you are naughty people for seeing each other and shopping at The Range and look I've just pulled a handy new variant out of my arse which will turn out to be milder--, so have some more lockdown.
I can't decide whether to be furious or devastated. I'm on a knife-edge and could go either way.