What are the worse things about you ?

[Lardlizard]

I can be prickly in real life and bit over sensitive

I've got a shit list as long as my arm - I neither forgive nor forget, for even minor things, or things that happened 15 years ago.

At work particularly, I say 'sure, ok,' when I need to find polite ways to say 'piss off and mind your own business/ no I'm not doing that task'.

I use 'fuck' like a comma in general conversation.

I don't like willfully stupid or simpering women, or cool wives. I find a lot of men dull.

What an absolute delight I am.

Really disorganised, forgetful, no patience for inanimate objects will swear like a sailor if something doesn't work straight away. over anaylse everything, can be a bit bossy at times, easily distracted and procrastinate alot.

I’m immensely hard to kill.

This annoyed suicidal younger me, and probably continues to annoy abusive exbf 😂

My present self is baffled, amazed and occasionally bubbling with laughter that I am so bullet-proof.

I’ve migrated from atheist to agnostic because of it, as I feel it shows a humour and perversity worthy of the Gods of Olympus to give a suicidal person so many lives that even their cats are jealous (& mostly outlived)

Its made the whole pandemic thing an absolute win for me in a multitude of ways, I’m even looking forward to Brexit border chaos. But only on an individual basis, I know its utter shit for the majority of people I care about.

I bottle stress and frustrations up and get on with things, I then pop over the most stupid of things..

This is me to a tee. I then suffer with chronic guilt for exploding and feel utterly depressed and horrible, sometimes for days.

Overweight, drink too much, depressive, hate confrontation, tend to burn bridges, impatient, over-sensitive, misanthropic, sometimes lazy.

I’m lazy and have low energy. People drain me and I hide from them. I’m very judgmental. I don’t have time for people who are not my family or friends or are otherwise significant in my life.

I am lazy.
I procrastinate.
I have zero patience.

I am prone to not wanting to let people get away with treating me badly or taking the piss. I often can't just leave things. I think it's because of bullying in school when I couldn't fight back so I want to stand up for myself. But actually sometimes things are better just left!

I can get angry with my partner quickly when I'm due on.

Anxiety. But that's a mental health issue I take meds for so can't do much about it.

I repeat jokes if they get a laugh
I’m a bit too loud.
Over emotional.
Bit of a martyr.

And I kill threads.

I struggle to not give advice when someone needs comfort. Sometimes people do not need to be told what to do, they just need an ear. I am trying to improve this aspect of myself.

I love gossip. Not really ‘to’ gossip but I love good gossip.

I’m lazy, untidy, have zero self confidence and speak far too much with far too little thought