Today can fuck off because..(semi lighthearted thread)

[AriesTheRam]

I'm test ready and had my driving test moved from 1st Dec to 22 Feb due to covid.Fair enough.Now had an email saying examiner not available and its been moved to 3rd week in April

Anyone else got any reasons why today can fuck off?

I got hardly any sleep so have no motivation and am totally knackered. Today can absolutely fuck off.

Snow. That is all.

Rain - so much rain - I had plans for a big dog walk, and I would be soaked to the skin within five minutes today.

Oh that is pants.
ds was ready in March, had test booked for first week of lockdown. Finally got his test in July.
It was such a pain. He had even bought his car in June, when he first rescheduled test was.

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I have 1001 things I should be doing but can't get off my arse. Need to mop the kitchen and other excitement.

That's rubbish about your test OP.

...I've got the world's most enormous cold sore. Ds1 kindly told me this morning I look like I've been punched in the face.
Oh well...not like I'm really going anywhere. It bloody hurts though.

No I don't want today to fuck off.
It's my day off and I'm still in bed.
I want today to last till sunday.

Can understand your frustration though @AriesTheRam

No particular reason here. Just a meh day!

That’s rubbish about your driving test

@ssd

No I don't want today to fuck off. It's my day off and I'm still in bed. I want today to last till sunday.

Could you realistically stay in bed until Sunday? How long til someone questions it?

I have had the week off and achieved very little.

I’m sorry about your test. Today can fuck off for me as I’m stuck in with my 3 year old whilst it’s snowing but wet. Plus she woke up at 5.45am this morning meaning I’ve had 5 hours sleep and I’ve had a headache since then!

@mamaduckbone

...I've got the world's most enormous cold sore. Ds1 kindly told me this morning I look like I've been punched in the face. Oh well...not like I'm really going anywhere. It bloody hurts though.

Get acyclovir tablets from gp. I take one a day and never get cold sores,I had them years.

@Sparklingbrook, I'd get away with it till someone was hungry, then they'd look for me

Just spent £800 having work done on my roof to sort a leak in my garage- after the rain yesterday it's leaking again... and worse than it was before. 😡

[quote ssd]@Sparklingbrook, I'd get away with it till someone was hungry, then they'd look for me [/quote]
Sounds familiar. Or they couldn't find something? Are you going to have to leave your bed for food for yourself at some point?

I have been up most of the night with an I'll labrador who found an apple core that gave him diarrhoea. Yay me.

ill, not I'll

Because it’s bloody snowing. Totally unnecessary.

Today can fuck off as the nasty headaches I’ve been suffering with for weeks had finally reduced slightly and then today have come back with a bloody vengeance.

@BrigitsBigKnickers

Just spent £800 having work done on my roof to sort a leak in my garage- after the rain yesterday it's leaking again... and worse than it was before. 😡

Oh that's really pants.

Our boiler broker and it was mended but mending the bit that broke caused another bit to give up a week later. You think it's all fixed-phew! But no.

My DS desperately needs a face to face doctor's appointment and I'm supposed to just sit and wait for the surgery to phone me to arrange this

Really rubbish about your driving test OP.

I have a speed awareness course this afternoon (after DC finish school early today) which should be fun, I'm hoping snacks and Netflix will tide them over. DH is having hospital tests this morning and I'm sat in the car, in the snow, cold and hungry, until he comes out.

I did some DIY yesterday and have a big bruise now from banging my arm and it hurts like a twat. The DIY didn't even get finished but because of everything else, I won't have time to finish it today.

Oh, and I have literally no clue what is for dinner.

My scanner won't connect to my computer so it's just taken 45 minutes to do a 5-minute job.

I spent ages doing laps of the hospital trying to find the fracture clinic with DS (2) being an absolute shit. Turns out they moved it for covid but have been giving everyone old letters with the incorrect location on. I was going to take him to look at the Christmas lights and Hamleys window as a treat for being good but i can barely look at him right now, I'm so angry. Today can fuck right off.

I woke up this morning and my cat had pooed on the sofa.