Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 4

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Previous question:

Why has my DH asked me to go to the shop?

My answer: Because he needs the new PS5 so desperately!

My question: Why is it so bloody difficult to buy from Boots online?

That is also a form of communication. They're saying "I don't want to go to work and you can't make me, so I'm going to make you late!"

How come I am STILL singing Christmas songs in my head?

Because you wish it could be Christmas every day
Why am I so thirsty ?

Because you have eaten your weight in Jacobs crackers.

Why are s

Sorry. Why do steam burns nip more than burny burns?

Because steam burns are puppies and nip and Burny burns are kitten's so only scratch
How is the planning for Wednesday's inauguration going?

Trump is very excited.

How have I worn through a pair of slippers in about 3 months? It's almost like I rarely go out...

The Badgers have been wearing them at night
Why do my slippers keep going missing ,?

Your tights are absorbing them.

Please can I sleep a decent sleep tonight?

I believe you slept like a baby.

When will my printer ink arrive so i can print the science worksheets?

New Years Eve 2031.

When will I get off the sofa and get back to work?

You won't ,you have sat on the sofa for so long ,you have now become part of it
Recommend me a book to read .

Jackie Annual. 1979

What is for lunch?

Spaghetti hoops ,and scrambled egg sandwich
Has Trump stashed any white House heirloom,s in his packing?

No he's actually planning to chop up the Oval Office desk into firewood.
Luckily the staff have hidden all the axes & everything sharp.

Will Trump rename the White House 'Trump White House Resort & Spa' so he can claim it's his business so he can't leave?

No but he will rebuild an exact replica next door to it and call it Trump's white Towers
And have a virtual theme park in Trump's Rose Garden
Have the Badgers sorted it yet ?

Not yet but they will after their bolognaise.

Why is my boiler not working again?

*Bolognese

It's on strike as it feels it deserves a pay rise
Why was it so dark this morning?

It wasn't morning you woke up in the middle of the night.

What is a fronted adverbial and why should I care?

It's a rather large of chest adverb and yes you should care very much !!!
Can I suspend my children from home schooling?

Yes I suspended mine months ago.

Where is my robin today?

It's repainting it's redbreast
Would a peacock make a nice pet?

No because they're noisy & their tails would take up all the room on the couch.

How many plates does DS have in his room?

Non they are all my D's,s room he took them when he ran out of ours
Where do all my forks and spoons go

Under the floordrobe in my DD's room.

Is anything exciting going to happen tomorrow?