You are in a room alone...

[Jeremyironseverything]

You are to be stuck in a room for a few hours. You can choose to spend this time with either a baby or a puppy. What would you choose?

If you can argue your case well enough, then I may consider letting you spend it with another type of creature.

I chose puppy.

Can I have a baby jaguar or tiger pls?

Kitten!

Or

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@xanthippe8

I couldn't be trusted with a baby or a puppy, could I have a tardigrade please? It would stand a chance of surviving.

Had to Google that. It isn't approved due to its lack of cuteness.

No hot postmen either, I'm afraid. Sorry.

A puppy. No question.

Unless I'm allowed a kitten instead.

Why postmen anyway? Nothing against postmen, it's just not usual fantasy material.

Puppies are cute but I'll take the newborn. I haven't had dark peepy-eyed baby snuggles for nearly 9 years!

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If I make an exception for you poltergeist then people will be asking for all sorts of hot company. Can't you compromise with say, a nice rabbit...

Is it my baby? If yes then the puppy please. If not then still the puppy please.

send help I'm tired

Sorry I missed the roolz bit. Blame the baby, that will not be joining me!

Ooh I would love a fluffy little rabbit, thank you. A dwarf hotot.

Puppy, babies are boring if they aren’t yours and puppies are way more fun!

Puppy.

Puppy, a thousand times over! Look at the puppy belly!

If I absolutely have to have one then puppy, so long as it is quiet and I can just read with it curled beside me. My dc are older now but I'd have happily supplied the babies for this experiment back in the day.

Puppy or kitten

Definitely the puppy.

I've done my time with the baby thing.

Baby - I don't like animals indoors

Neither. Not keen on babies (I had two of my own and much preferred the teenage years).

And I really dislike dogs.

A kitten on the other hand...

I'll have a book and a quokka please! Alternatively, if the quokka proves to hard to smuggle in then I'll accept a kitten.

Can I take back the approval on that one?

Aww. Ok, I'll hand back the cow and make do with the baby or puppy. Whichever is plumper please.

Is a bottle of red wine and some garlic out of the question?

@donquixotedelamancha

Can I take back the approval on that one?

Aww. Ok, I'll hand back the cow and make do with the baby or puppy. Whichever is plumper please.

Is a bottle of red wine and some garlic out of the question?

Plump baby/puppy with red wine and garlic? 😳

You aren't welcome in the room at all. Everyone else is in a haze of gorgeous puppy or baby wonder, with the odd kitten etc thrown in, and you have such thoughts. You deviant, you.

A few hours, you said. I just wanted to get a bit of cooking done after 20 minutes of entertainment teaching the baby/puppy to fetch and roll over.

Fine. I'll have a lovely cutesy-wutsey baby venison deer please.

My.children are grown - puppy

It would always be puppy

I work with animals - i am so lucky

Puppy, clearly.

I am literally amazing that anyone would pick a baby.

I mean, I loved my babies, but they were hard work to care for. A puppy would be far more pleasant!