when in first year it was all round the school that the chemistry teacher was "having it off" ** with a sixthformer, pregnancy and marriage ensued
in second year, while on a trip to Northern France a couple of girls got hideously and dangerously drunk on Calvados they had bought and they then had to share a room with one of the teachers as they were also planning on "having it off"** with French boys
** correct contemporary terminology
in third year it was a local scandal that the Geography/Boys Gym Master and his (non teaching) wife were embroiled in some dodgy swinging antics with the Head of French and his wife (amongst other locals) My mother said they were always up the pub she managed touting for new recruits to the cause :v
in fourth year we all realised the German teacher was a dreadful alcoholic, he'd often be in class ahead of us all and be practically passed out over his desk...just a list of work written on the board for us to be getting on with while he slept off the hangover or groaned as he sobered up. Not sure if was not in cahoots with the French teacher and his wife. 3)
in fifth year the Head of Music had a heart attack and nearly died in the Music Huts, only about six months later somehow it leaked out he had had some sort of breakdown and would never be coming back....not sure if it was a suicide attempt
Also almost all the staff would be up the pub of a Friday lunchtime getting squiffy...again more insider info from my mother!
Ohh and one of our headteachers arrived in a blaze of glory from some swanky Private School, lots of talk about how lucky we were to have him and how super qualified he was. Again within about six months all sorts of rumours were flying about on exactly why he had been asked to leave his posh fee paying school and resort to a small town Grammar.