My neighbours have their son visiting

[HermioneWeasley]

My neighbours who are in their 80s have their son visiting INSIDE THEIR HOUSE which is NOT ALLOWED where we are.

Should I call the police, the army or just perform a citizen’s arrest against these lawless rule breakers who will KILL US ALL?

Caring duties are allowed

Hahahahahaha

Ooh yes, perform a citizen's arrest. Have someone film it and post the video here. 🍿

He could be a single person in their support bubble or providing some sort of care to them?

Pretty sure this is a satirical thread.

I think combat camo gear is required, plus some commando drop rolls over the hedge and into their garden before the citizens arrest. Good luck, we thank you on behalf of the nation.

Nuke them from space.

CALL THE POLICE

Vigilante rules round here. I’ve decided to soak nerf gun bullets in water and freeze them. Any neighbours seen to break “The Rules” will be shot

Some one has just posted on local FB group that her neighbours have visitors. She was DESTROYED.

This needs to be you.

As he leaves hit him with a plank of wood and throw a net over him, call police and spray with bleach until they arrive.
Good citizens job done.

I would suggest in their 80s it is most likely a caring visit, bringing shopping, doing cleaning etc. or personal care, which is permitted.

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Sorry OP this is ridiculous have a

Is there son a single person household? Could he be in a support bubble with them? Or is he a carer, which is okay?

Best to call the police to find out.

For someone who has not posted for many years.

Well done, on your come back.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

In the first lockdown my nosy aggressive entitled, not elderly or infirm neighbour had her family over. I was sorely tempted to accidentally let the hose pipe spray over the fence.

I've had mixed results until now. My spud gun was providing a short, sharp shock but no lasting changes in behaviour.

I've ordered a potato cannon from Amazon. I'll let you know how it goes op.

Oh c'mon.

I'm not dead yet and I assume other typers aren't. I think there's a little hysteria/facetiousness here.

Or else go track him down and put him in the wheelie bin.

I like the idea someone posted about a citizens arrest. You need to do this.

I preform caring duties for an elderly neighbour, I do all her shopping, put it away, carry stuff up stairs for her, arrange newspapers, cut her hair & toe nails, stop her from getting lonely. I don’t care about breaking the rules, she hasn’t got anyone else and needs help.
Maybe he’s doing similar?

All the posters on here taking the OP seriously 🤦🏻‍♀️