What is the most useless knowledge or skill that you have?

[Sweetener12]

Mine would be an ability to recognize any tv commercial in 0.0001 seconds

I can drive a steam roller.

Oh I have another one. I can recite the Hail Mary in four languages.

(Catholic school for both primary and secondary)

I can solve the rubix cube.

I can play the glockenspiel and recognise most handguns on sight. Not a lot of call for that and it'd be a pretty rubbish cop tv show.

'Glock N Spiel'

I can do a mean cartwheel.

It hasn't proved as useful in RL as you might have thought...

Knowledge: understanding the whole first/second cousins once removed etc nonsense

I can play all 4 types of the awful musical instrument that is the recorder 😂😂😂😂

I can knit with my eyes shut

I know the approximate criteria for the majority of Cub badges and a number of Beaver badges.

I can eat fire (you know, like in a circus).

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Glock N Spiel -- aargh

I can type in the dark and I automatically stop typing when I've pressed the wrong key and need to correct the error.

I am do a dive forward roll. Our PE teacher (about aged 12) assured us that we’d never get on in life without being able to do one but I think I can categorically state that this is not the case!

Can give a word perfect rendition of Silent Night in Getman, which is useful for an Atheist Londoner.

@MacavityTheDentistsCat I once met an actual professional fire dancer at a party. She was about to begin retraining to become a lawyer. Rishi Sunak would be proud.

FunnyInjury me too and how they died ! but can't remember any dates so often completely useless for quizzes

I can wiggle my ears. I'm still trying to find a useful application for this.

I can write out the periodic table from memory.

Magic trick which looks like my thumb can lift off.

Oh and a weird noise with my tongue which literally no-one else can do.

@Itchybush What's your facial recognition like? I have no facial recognition BUT my voice recognition is excellent.

I can do a gate vault on either side, despite my advancing years.

I can balance 28 coins on my elbow and catch them in the same hand.... it's my party trick 🥳.. (2&1ps please - no 50s)

I can do a gate vault on either side, despite my advancing years.

I can say "I have burnt my finger" in Japanese. And no other phrases! 😂

I can tie cherry stems into knots with my tongue & recite the phonetic alphabet. Sadly not at the same time.

I can recite the 50 US states in alphabetical order (I used to live over there, we had to learn it at school!)