Amusing mishearings of children

[nevernotstruggling]

Dd1 thinks the device in a petrol car is called a Cat Litter Converter.

Indulge me with more please I'm tired of covid gloom!

One of mine thought it was Harry Potter and the prisoner of Asda van

@Ridingthegravytrain that's gold!!

Once while reading the Xmas story to my dd, he insisted I call Mary & Joseph “auntie Mary & her friend josie”. He thought I said Mary & josie and due to actually having an aunty Mary said it was rude to not say aunty - all that Christmas & the next one I had to read the story as “auntie Mary and her friend josie” It did actually make it more entertaining.

He also asks for Fish Philip for his school dinner on a Friday rather than fish fillet, it always makes me smile so I don’t bother to correct him!

My DS kept telling people his cousins were going to eat pizza
They had booked a holiday to Ibiza!

My DD was gutted to discover she had to wear a uniform to school and not her unicorn onsie!

When I told my daughter that i am a Ricardian she thought i was a Retardian!

Campfire Tree instead of Camphor Tree

DD is 7 and still calls a Labrador a ‘Labradog’.

DD4 said “ooh I like these chicken dickers mummy”

I love these so much x

DD loves to sing Beyoncé's hit "I'm a single letter". To the rest of us it's "All the single ladies"

And 'coming ready for a lot' instead of 'coming ready or not'.

DD also loves James Browns "Sax machine". I refuse point blank to correct her.

@percheron67

When I told my daughter that i am a Ricardian she thought i was a Retardian!

I will resist making jokes about car parks and Philippa Langley.

(Are you Philippa Langley?)

Does the Queen live in Fuckingham Palace, Mummy?

Mine used to sing Robin Hood Robin Hood riding with his gran instead of riding through the glen.

My 17 year old dd asked me the other day what those things are that you have with roast dinner. When I said I needed more to go on, she said 'Oh I know they're Yorkshire terriers' I feel that Yorkshire puddings will forever have a new name in our house now.

DD used to look for things in every crook and nanny.

Still (now 11) talks about glue-tac and things being oddvious. I should probably correct her

My ds calls chocolate choc-lick.

Yorkshire terriers I am dead 😂😂😂

Ha you’ve reminded me chocolate used to be cock-let! Was pleased when she learnt how to say it properly....

I used to be a special needs assistant, my dd thought it was Special Knees assistant 😂😂

My 6 year old sings a line in Boom shake the room as ‘how do we know? Because the crabs went woah!’

My DD’s childminder apparently serves up Leopard pie.

I asked my 3 year old if he was telling porky pies, he looked at me funny and told me that, no, he wasn’t a porcupine.