Where the hell did these jeans go?!

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Took them out of the wardrobe, turned around and put them on the chest of drawers, answered a text, nipped for a wee and came back and they've gone.

No one else in the house, the room is tiny, definitely not still in the wardrobe or down the back of drawers.

Where the hell are they?!

Are you wearing them?

In the bathroom

Dirty linen basket?

I did just look down incase I was wearing them but no!

Not in bathroom and there’s 4 feet between bedroom door and bathroom door so not Inbetween

This is ridiculous!

I know you ask for st Anthony’s help when somethings lost but who’s help do you ask for when a poltergeist has potentially stolen your favourite jeans?!

Downstairs. You've taken them down without realising. Or the same sort of naughty ghost who lives here who always moves stuff

I do stuff like this too.

Are they in your other hand?

Professor Solomon says that things aren't lost - they have just temporarily slipped out of sight. Usually within a few centimetres of where they should be but fallen behind something.....

Took them out of the wardrobe, turned around and put them on the chest of drawers, answered a text, nipped for a wee and came back and they've gone.

You need to retrace your steps exactly. Where was the phone when you went to reply to the text? Go there. Repeat your actions.

On the bed, under the duvet.

Washing basket?

An alligator climbed out of the toilet, and dragged them down the plumbing for the sewer mutants to wear.

Either that or down the back of the chest of drawers

Back of the drawers. I've done it myself before!

On the bed under the duvet.

They are under your towel.

The borrowers have taken them to make their Halloween costumes this year. They are going teeny tiny trick or treating as the 90s era backstreet boys

In the fridge. Everything I lose these days seems to end up in the fridge. I'm taking it as a sign that I need to stop snacking

They've fallen through the back of the wardrobe to Narnia.

Is the chest of drawers near a window? Or is there a radiator they may fallen down the back of?

Back in the drawers.

Or back in the wardrobe

Come on, we need to know where they were!!

Had to go out wearing different jeans! Still have no idea where they went! It’s absolutely bizarre!

Retraced steps, picked up anything it could be under, moved cupboard

Nothing!

I lost a chopping board for 12 months once it ended up down the back of the living room radiator there is literally NO REASON for it to be in that ROOM let alone down the back of the radiator how did it even fit? Total mystery! I had it bsck for a few months then promptly melted it on my cooker

@slipperywhensparticus my DS used to steal my chopping boards to play with play doh on. Do you have children?

You put them back in the wardrobe...

Does anyone know where the ironing board was, in the end? Perhaps OP could look there for her jeans.