Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 3

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Previous question: Why is the swimming pool viewing gallery so hot?

Answer: Because the temperature controller is broken. It will get progressively hotter, then colder, then hotter... much like my shower at the moment!!

My question: How long will it take for THIS thread to fill up?

Giant haystacks as he was a tough Northerner
It's nearly bed time again will Dh complain about my snoring again as he snores even louder?

The fairies will tidy away x2boys DH's snoring, but will not touch Aroundtheworld's general mess

Will it rain tomorrow?

No one will be snoring in your household if you leave real money out for the fairies. They are fed up of just being paid in teeth!

Why did I dream I was sitting my Maths A-level last night & panicking that I'd missed 2 pages of questions out & my teacher was Kevin Bacon & he said "Don't worry"?

(I didn't even take Maths A-level & none of my A-level teachers looked like Kevin Bacon! Though three of them looked like Christopher Lee, Clark Kent & a mini Celia Imrie)

Yes ,yes it will and Andy Burnham will campaign for more money for the rain sodden Greater Manchester area
What will men wear when dark blue suits become unfashionable?

No not if you pay the weather fairies real money too and buy them some leather sofas rather than toadstools to sit on.

Why did I dream I was sitting my Maths A-level last night & panicking that I'd missed 2 pages of questions out & my teacher was Kevin Bacon & he said "Don't worry"?

(I didn't even take Maths A-level & none of my A-level teachers looked like Kevin Bacon! Though three of them looked like Christopher Lee, Clark Kent & a mini Celia Imrie)

Kevin is trying to connect with you in your dreams... through a shared love of maths...?

How come my black trousers are covered in cat hair when they've been hanging up ever since I got in last night?

Because the cat velcroed themselves to them
Is velcroed a word it looks wrong?

Velcroed is a very naughty but nice word only used on special occasions & you must eat a fresh cream doughnut before you say it.

Should AIBU be renamed MN Punch Ups & Mythical Chicken?

No. It's AiBsuperiorovereveryoneelseandtheirchoices?

Why do I find DH WfH days annoying?

Because he should be out there braving the pandemic to bring home the bacon. And masks and soap and sanitizing gel.
Why do I feel so cold (obviously absolutely nothing to do with recently having moved out of the desert sand-pit to southern Europe)?

Because you forgot to bring the hot sand with you.
And you insist on wearing a bikini in all weathers & having a nap in your freezer.

Why has our thread slowed down?

monomania

What shal I get my DBro for Christmas?

A bicycle made for two.

Will I ever lose weight? (I don't need to lose 90kg just like that by LTB.)

Yes if you don't ever eat you will lose loads
Just been watching sex and the city is Carrie Bradshaw a bit of a twat ?

Yes because she's spent $40,000 on shoes & expects Charlotte to give her a deposit for a house.
Plus she bashed Big over the head with her wedding bouquet & doesn't even own an oven.

Is Bridget Jones a muppet?

No, she's a puppet with a diary.

Why does my body hate me this week?

Because you forgot your anniversary last week. Buy some flowers from the petrol station later.

Do I have to get out of bed?

No, you might as well hibernate.
Where have all the flowers gone?

They are hibernating
Will Santa sanitise his sleigh and sack after every visit ?

He's using patented ELf Anti Covid spray.

Why, if the motorway is closed, send traffic through a town centre where there is already disruption due to roadworks?

Because Traffic Jams are the future
When will the weather fairies turn the sun up?

Please don't give me Rainbow Fairy book flashbacks. It's been a few months since I was last subjected to one.

Will the traffic clear before school pick up?

Yes as long as everybody practices social distancing and follows the rule of six
What are the purpose of Toe nails?

To stop your feet falling out of your shoes.

What is the purpose of fingernails?

To pick your nose

How hot will the swimming pool be (for spectators) today?