Had one of those very sudden dry throats in Sainsburys this morning. The sort where the only cure is to either drink a gallon of water or to choke your brains out (even though coughing just makes it worse). Was scared of retribution if I did the violent coughing so I tried to repress it. Had flashbacks to junior school when the headmaster banned coughing in assembly after a particularly virulent virus.
Stood there next to the cauliflower, like a cat dislodging a fur ball, eyes streaming in sympathy. Then had to endure the runny nose, which stuck to the inside of the mask, & led to more coughing spasms.
Honestly, the sensible thing would have been to remove mask, cough into tissue, blow nose, replace mask & gel hands. But no, too embarrassed to cough in a public place now.