Squonk. You know what squonk means, don't you?

[PerkingFaintly]

Go on, you know what this word means, don't you?

I really haven't just made it up.

I went to double-check before using it in an email, and, well, maybe it's not as widely understood as I thought.

But you'll know it, won't you MN?

Never heard it before. Do I really want to google or will I regret it?

It isn’t a real word is it?

I've never heard of it.

No.

I don't know but I like it!
Is it same as twonk?

Nope. If I got an email referencing squonk, I would assume it's a placeholder for a word the sender couldn't remember and was planning to look up and insert before hitting 'send'. A friend used to use 'FRED' this way in university essays.

Never heard of it

It's to vape using a squonker, ecig with the liquid in a tank under the atomiser which you squeeze (squonk) to push the liquid up.

No idea

No sorry

@HagarTheHorrible

It's to vape using a squonker, ecig with the liquid in a tank under the atomiser which you squeeze (squonk) to push the liquid up.

Does anyone remember Call My Bluff?

I would go for this as one of the made up definitions but always got them wrong

No idea!

There used to be an absolutely lovely MNer whose posting name was Squonk. I met her at a couple of meet ups. I wonder where she is now.

It is a very cute mythical creature, similar to the beasties on Celia Birtwell fabric/wallpaper.

It means dirty wank.

It means not quite straight or lined up. "It's a bit sqonk"

Nope

I thought Rick and Morty... but that might be squonch, not sure.

No.
Is it a Johnson - ism, perhaps?
(wiffle, piffle, cod-Latin spiffle...)

Never heard of it! Sounds like a good word though I want to know what it really means

Nope - what do you think it means?

The squonk is a mythical creature that was reputed to live in the hemlock forests of northern Pennsylvania in the United States.

(Wiki)

Nope

Isn't it a mythical creature in America somewhere, maybe Canada?

It’s the noise I make when I push DH’s nose in with my finger ‘squooooonk’