Speaking of the messed up death figures, does anyone know the story "The Gotham way of Counting"? It's what Boris would do.
It was a folk-tale I remember reading at primary school. The twelve "merry men of Gotham" went fishing, but when they had finished, they feared that one of them was missing; so one of them counted "one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven."
But he forgot to count himself. Another man did the same. So, in desperation, they swore to a passer-by that if he could find their lost man, they would give him all their money, which was not very much, and all their fish, which were many. The man counted, and got to twelve. So the merry men of Gotham had no money and no fish to take home to their wives.