Look at this beauty of a house!

[YoBigMomma]

I have put the lottery on tonight, and when I win.. I'm buying this!

What do you think?

Woodbrook Road, Alderley Edge, Cheshire
www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-80570137.html

I think it is hideous

@Eminybob how fab is that new 'Kings' complex, it has four swimming pools apparently!

It is okay, not to my taste

I quite like it, but I think I'd want a grand period property for 5 million.

@CheshireChav I've never once been to the clink! We keep saying we should go and then never get further than the ship!

Love how this house has massively divided opinions.. most of the big houses around here are new builds and are bloody awful, where as this one has a lovely cosy feel rather than a minimalistic feel.

@AnnieMaul

Just the £5 million then? I'll have half a dozen

Love how it looks on the outside, especially the balcony. Great potential but decor not to my taste.

agreed

love it. fingers crossed for you :-) Also the one in Devon is fab.

I like it , feel very inspired after looking at it .

Its a gut job though.

I'd need sunglasses to go in there. The decor is dazzlingly blinding. No, just horrible.
The outside is quite nice though.

I couldn't see the house for the wallpaper. Love the pool though.

Bloody hell. Looks like something from Footballers' Wives. Gross.

Really hard to tell if this is a period house which has been so renovated and added to that it's virtually unrecognisable, or a new build trying to look period. Either way it's not very nice.

Not for me at any price!
I don't like small-paned windows, horrid to clean, horrid to paint, block out the light.
I don't like patterned walls anywhere, ever, but the wallpaper takes 'ugh' to a whole new level. Guess that could be changed though. They like blue, don't they? Blue sofa, anyone...? No thanks. Maybe sofas aren't included.
And I don't like all the stones outside. Drives with gravel or stones get too many weeds, they're noisy, get stuck in the tyres, nasty for dogs' paws, awful for children (or anyone) who might fall and skin their knees.

It's got good bones, but the wallpaper (So busy!! I can't imagine seeing that daily!), stag antlers and blue and red couches need to go!

Who needs that many sofas???

I love the Morris Traveller! Far too big for me. Would love the garden and the pool though.

Oh I love it! DH would hate the decor, but if it was just me, I'd keep it exactly as it is - maybe without the antlers!

It’s much nicer than most Alderly Edge mansions in that it’s not too OTT, but it’s still not for me. I’d want a much bigger pool and about 100 acres surrounding it, and I don’t think it’s worth even half that price.

I find it really quite intriguing actually. It's beautiful but...the patterns are overdone and sometimes garish but really, I think I love it. The pool/jacuzzi thing is a bit of a let down but actually I really like the character and individuality of it all. I wonder if in reality it's a bit higgeldypiggeldy? Nevertheless, I'd very drawn to it all!

Has anyone seen Knives Out? Reminds me of that house a bit with modern dark interiors.

Intriguing find though, thanks OP! Now off to show my mother who 100% will find the entire thing hideous

WAG paradise. Hideous.

@Gertie75 I’ll have your house for the walled garden but would probably just live in the coach house.

I don't really like it tbh it reminds me of a hotel . One mans meat and all that

I'd buy it except couldn't afford to redecorate! Don't understand why people buy huge houses when they don't know what to do with the space.

It's like Instagram has thrown up on it 😬