I too had a look at the schools petition thread. Closed within reading a few first posts. Not worth my brain space.
Good news about NI. They allow weddings up to 10 people too. Some undementored common sense is still there.
I've gone on a murderous spree to Tesco for a very essential shopping trip for Kit Kat's. One of my virus infested superspreaders needed some bigger pyjamas as well.
I don't know if the store manager is an anti dementor, or if they just cba anymore, but there was no queue, no one at the door. It felt so normal! A few people in masks squeezing themselves into the shelves whenever someone walked past, but other than stopping at floor markings at the tills, there was no distancing, everyone just went on about their business. It was glorious, even though I didn't get any pyjamas and the bastards didn't have any 2 finger multipacks.