Anti dementors say lockdown can just fucking do one now, we're going for chips.

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New thread! I think this brings the total to 12?

Hi all, love the new title!

Why can't you embrace this wonderful opportunity to spend time with your family?

Problem is now I really want chips .

@nihiloxica - I think dd has had enough of spending time with me!

I thought chips had always been essential.

I've just watched a fucking nationwide poetry ad so lockdown can properly fuck off

I spent time with family today, drove two hours, had lovely garden visit. We took picnic and cleaned loo etc on leaving. It was bloody marvellous.

Mmm. Chips.

Me too. But all our chippers close stupid early (not a New Normal problem).

Crisps will have to do.

I'm really fat now.

Lockdown achievement unlocked!

[quote Waleshasgonecompletelycrazy]@nihiloxica - I think dd has had enough of spending time with me![/quote]
Disease vectors get no say in the matter.

Obvs.

Aye I've just spent some wonderful time with the family watching Frozen 2.

The line about how long they had been in the forest - "34 years, 5 months and 23 days"

Just describing lockdown then.

The bloody cuckoo woman on those Nationwide adverts

My god. The poetry.

We had fish and chips on the beach today. Delish.

12 already?! I think I missed the last 2.

I'm working next week! There's no guarantee I won't be back on furlough after that, but it should get my poor atrophied brain going.

Is there any movement in Wales apart from schools @Waleshasgonecompletelycrazy?

Chips and curry sauce or cheesy chips...?

God I love chips. Chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiips.....with loads of salt and vinegar. Eaten in the fresh air surrounded by jealous looking gulls, with a bit of ketchup. I physically cant eat chips without ketchup.

Checking in

Had my first McDonald’s since March tonight. It was superb.

My trousers are really straining at the waist, hips, thighs tonight. I really have to go on a diet now, these are my fatter clothes a size up so I must get a grip soon.

Cheesy chips, @Lickyicelollies, curry sauce on the side for dipping. Best of both worlds, innit.

God that's just brought back a really clear memory of my post-pub chippy van order when I was in 6th form. Cheesy chips, onions and burger sauce. Fucking delicious. We used to sit and eat them in the middle of the big landscaped roundabout - it was closer than the park .

I have pretty successfully avoided all live TV during lockdown, thank fuck for netflix and Amazon prime. I did try to watch a shit film on channel four or e4 or something 4 last night and I got really, really pissed off with the little "stay safe" logo in the corner the whole fucking time.

I don't want to be reminded of my enforced safety! Fuck off!!

@justasking111

My trousers are really straining at the waist, hips, thighs tonight. I really have to go on a diet now, these are my fatter clothes a size up so I must get a grip soon.

Why are you wearing trousers?

Get into your jammies and grab some chips.

Oh that stay safe logo. Fuck the actual fuck off.

Checking in. Oddly I'm not a massive chips fan but I've gone up a clothes size. I have consumed a prodigious amount of alcohol 🤫

I have pretty much lived permanently in pj /lounge wear trousers, I'm 'top dressed' so all sorted for zoom meetings.

One of my FB friends has just used a term I thought we'd enjoy - Lockdowniacs.